The Reviews Are In!
12 years ago
The review of Aerith's digestive tract just came in! Here are some of the most popular ratings!
"Flawless progression, but the experience is incredibly linear."
"The beginning just draws you in and won't let go from there! Powerful and moving!"
"A horrible learning curve leads to early deaths for players."
"Controls are incredibly tight!"
"Visceral and gratuitous; possibly too revolting for squeamish audiences."
"Lighting is painfully lacking, but the brilliant sound design more than makes up for it."
"Overall a breathtaking experience. I found myself just dissolving into the incredible atmosphere."
"Once again, the developers prove they have such impeccable taste."
"The end was fantastic, but it left me wanting more."
"9/10"
"A deep dark tale of how even the weakest person can become something greater."
"Finally, a true survival horror game WITHOUT GUNFIGHTS."
"Twists and turns will leave you guessing!"
"Limited level design, and hazards are fairly predictable."
"Severe lack of end-game content. No replayability whatsoever."
"Multiplayer is integrated seamlessly, and will force you and a friend to cooperate and blend together."
"A bit of a time sink. Say goodbye to your social life."
"Truly a final fantasy."
"Flawless progression, but the experience is incredibly linear."
"The beginning just draws you in and won't let go from there! Powerful and moving!"
"A horrible learning curve leads to early deaths for players."
"Controls are incredibly tight!"
"Visceral and gratuitous; possibly too revolting for squeamish audiences."
"Lighting is painfully lacking, but the brilliant sound design more than makes up for it."
"Overall a breathtaking experience. I found myself just dissolving into the incredible atmosphere."
"Once again, the developers prove they have such impeccable taste."
"The end was fantastic, but it left me wanting more."
"9/10"
"A deep dark tale of how even the weakest person can become something greater."
"Finally, a true survival horror game WITHOUT GUNFIGHTS."
"Twists and turns will leave you guessing!"
"Limited level design, and hazards are fairly predictable."
"Severe lack of end-game content. No replayability whatsoever."
"Multiplayer is integrated seamlessly, and will force you and a friend to cooperate and blend together."
"A bit of a time sink. Say goodbye to your social life."
"Truly a final fantasy."
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