Where are you staying?
- The Sheraton

What day are you getting there?
- Thursday

Who will you be rooming with?
- People

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
- People

Will you be suiting?
- Probably

Do you do free art?
- Sometimes

Can I talk to you?
- Depends. Are you an idiot, or are you interesting?

Can I touch you?
- Only one person may touch me.

How can I find you?
- I usually wear a Sakic Nordiques jersey or a Blackhawks Seabrook jersey. Or something with stripes. I also look like a man.

Can I visit your room?
- Maybe, I dunno.

Can I buy you drinks?
- Not if you have an ulterior motive.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
- You can hug me only if I'm in my suit, and even then I won't be smiling. Snuggle? No. Only one person may touch me.

Will you be going to parties?
- Probably.

Will you be performing?
- I happen more than Allan Kaprow.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
- You already have my phone number if I want to talk to you.

What/where will you be eating?
- A place with good ketchup. You can really taste the Himalayas.

Can I take your picture?
- Balzac said it will take a layer of my being each time you take a photo of me. If you want to be responsible for that, knock yourself out.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
- Enjoy myself with the people I care about.