Such thing as too big?

I have yet to see such a thing

This man.

This man, he knows the business.

Whee. Take two

Would you rather feed someone or be fed ;)

I like both but prefer being fed, I'm a lazy fatty

i'm sorry I keep asking short question but i'm new at this XD

Anyway, yeah. What's your perfect body shape for a companion and whatnot?

well I like to think I have the perfect companion, and whatever shape he's in is my favorite :@P buuut I wouldn't mind seeing him put on another 150-200... i like flabby guys whose everything jiggles what can i say? He'd still weigh less than me by over 100 lol (he's 330-340 now at 5'9ish) Him being who he is is more important that trying to fit the ideal height/weight chart though

Awesome answer actually :)

:@)

Favored noms?

a somewhat longer response, due to it being a subject I feel rather passionately about :@)

Lets go by region

American : Pizza - pep n sausage or hawaiian (yes it's american if you give me focaccia I will be disappointed), chicken fried steak is a close runner-up
Italian: I like my pasta alla vodka with chicken and sausage, and Zeppolis with pastry creammmmm
Chinese: bbq pork buns. I think I might actually need them to live. Then moon cakes OMFG yes, or black bean bun since u can't get the moon cakes most of the time)
Japanese: salmon, tuna and yellowtail nigiri, also dynamite rolls, then mochi!
Indian: Chicken Tikka Masala! though I kinda love paneer dishes as well
Thai: pad thai with lemongrass chicken, mmm - also those little alien foetuses they call spring rolls with pork in em with a Thai Tea
Ethiopian: that weird bread bandage with the red paste is pretty slammin
Does poutine count as Canadian?

I ate kangaroo once - tastes like chicken; so does alligator :@)

there used to be some shrimp in this list, but I developed an rather impressive allergy last year somehow so :@(

and that ^ I believe is actually TMI

Oh lord, so much info X3

I certainly agree with you on the american, though i've found that slapping in grilled chicken and parmesan/oregano makes something very delicious... chicken parmesan pizza D: So good!

Italian, I can't go wrong with chicken alfredo. I would put shrimp alfredo, but, like you, i've developed an allergy to shellfish... so nyeh :c

I could eat bbq pork buns day and night. can also eat general tso's chicken til the cows come home!
Haven't tried japanese dishes yet... does pocky count? :O I'll eat some chicken curry and rice, and i've never really tried any of that other stuff.

however, i've had kangaroo, as well as gator, ostritch, lion, and bear! Our psychology teacher in high school did something called 'Food day', which was essentially, he brought in about ten or twelve aluminum trays with meat and food, none labelled and said 'here, eat a little of everything. i'll tell you what you ate at the end of class~" If you guessed what you ate right, you won a yogurt covered grub and had to eat it in front of the class, haha~

... er... looks like I TMI'd o.o;

chicken alfredo has a high risk of blandness though if it's not done right, I like grease and all but most resturants too often forget to add in the flavor for it to carry :P I do like parmesan on pizza sometimes though.

General Tso's is a beautiful thing too, I just figure that and orange chicken are pretty much most fatties' favored chinese slop

haven't tried lion or bear, might've had ostritch... had buffalo burgers n' ribs on Catalina ages ago... lol yogurt grubs and chocolate grasshoppers. I was offered but didn't partake though I think I'd give it a try now, I'm a bit more of an adventurous eater now. still won't go the whole Zimmern and slop at the dick buffet though bleh. (prefer em still alive :@D moo hoo haa haa)

That's for sure... chicken alfredo does vary a lot depending on whic place you go to =/

Mmm, buffalo burgers sound good~

Your most embarrassing moment ever?

***do not read this if you are squeamish***

gosh so many, but whenever I get asked this question I flash back to being 6 or 7 years old, and having diarrhea in a fancy department store, not being able to find a bathroom and... leaking. I ended up sneaking into a dressing room and using the shoulder padding from some fancy dress that was hanging there inside to clean up with. I left the undies. I was observed leaving,and a smell comment was made. I scurried off quickly as my stocky legs could take me. I was tearing up and red with embarassment, trying to hide amongst the racks while I was waiting for my mom to finish whatever she was doing so we could leave. But yeh, most things pale when I think about them relative to that.

You are not alone. Check it: in 7th grade study hall, which was held in the gym bleachers, I felt myself coming down with a case of the squirts. I asked to go to the bathroom, which was in the locker room, but it came on like gangbusters and I "leaked" a little before I could get there. I tried to clean my drawers up as much as humanly possible, but it was still pretty damn obvious. After going back to the bleachers for a while, the coaches approached and called on all the students who'd gone to the bathroom during class. We were assembled in the locker room and told a kid who was taking a shower had $5 taken from his pants, but since nobody fessed up under their drill instructor, scream-directly-in-your-face techniques, they decided to strip search us. Each of us had to go into a room with two of the male coaches and take off our clothes, down to our underwear. Waiting for my turn was sheer agony--I imagine it's what people waiting to be taken out and shot by a firing squad must feel. When I went in and made the big reveal, the coaches wrinkled their noses in disgust. I could sense them trying to will me away, repressing the space in the room I was taking up. When they couldn't find the $5, the kid who'd had his money stolen was yelled at and berated so bad he broke down crying.

The bad part is, I've had so many horribly embarrassing moments in my life, this doesn't really stand out all that much.

Preferred term for neck fat: Flesh Bib or Meat scarf?

Have you any toher names for particular parts of the fat mans anatomy?

(example: my upper body is starting to gain enough fat, the sides under my arms are starting to create a fold... I call those my Secondary Moobs)

Flab Donut. :@)

I like moobs for man boobs, there are also back titties - specificially "back titties" as opposed to back moobs. dunno why, i don't make the rules. "swag" is the hanging fat under the belly button in front, the part that is softest and jiggles the best usually. that fat hangin under your bicep is/are your "wings". fat pad is the pubic mound, until the point where you can start calling it cocktunnel.

There's also the pack of hotdogs for the rolls on the back of the neck if there's a couple hehe - hope u kids are having a hood time!

Will be soon... leaving to pick him up from the airport in about 10 minutes.


And pack of hot-dogs, heheh... I like that! Both these posts have been entertaining AND educational!