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1. How old will you be in five years?
29? Whoa.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Amy, Quincy... Dan, Betty and Chazz during D&D.
3. How tall are you?
5'11
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Taking a driving course, SPORE, and people's birthdays.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.
6. Who was the last person you called?
Amy
7. Who was the last person to call you?
... Amy :P
8. What was the last text message you received?
Hell if I know, haven't had a cell in years. Unless you count online, in which the topic was bird porn.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
.... Amy. (I'm starting to see a pattern)
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text (online) is easier.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm gonna say... Either D&D or masturbating. Can't recall.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced/dead
13. When did you last see your mom?
8 years? 12? Hell I don't remember.
14. What color are your eyes?
Brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
1pm-ish.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Tan button-up shirt and jeans with rips up both legs. Oh and US AIR FORCE boxers with an anthro eagle on 'em from Wal-Mart.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I dunno. Rudolf? <.< I more know Christian hymns, for some reason...
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
My little corner of the internet, tucked away with old friends. Towns and cities at night, when everyone's asleep, and I can pretend I'm alone.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Towns and cities during the day, when everybody's awake.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Hmm. New Hampshire, I have friends up there :P
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
As long as I have the people important to me near I'll be content.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan, instantly. Mixed blood, but only comes out with sunlight... Kinda like temperature-activated action figures. "Submerge in cold water: BATTLE DAMAGE"
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts. Swore up and down i could see them. Either that, or it was the contact buzz.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Lewis Black... Aha, candy corn.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Like, three? How many -work-? Like, none.
26. How big is your bed?
15'-15'... Bedroom floor counts, right?
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop. Cheap buy after my desktop took a crap.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
... Whatever mis-match of attire I pass out in.
29. What color are your sheets?
My sleeping bag is blue.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two at least.
31. What is your favorite season?
Winter.
33. What do you like about winter?
o/ In the winter time, when all the leaves are brown, and the wiiiind blooows o/
34. What do you like about the summer?
Birds, EVERYWHERE. But, in the country it usually meant disease and parasites and sweating. So bleh.
35. What do you like about spring?
Bird sex.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Oklahoma and Florida.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Stroud, OK. Port Akatusa(sp), FL, Del City, OK. Guthrie, OK. Edmond, OK
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare foot, y'all. Boots when I need to.
39. Are you a social person?
Selectively social :P
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Carrot. One carrot.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Cafe Thai-Pei. Little Thai place couple blocks from where I live. All the asian students from the collage go there, owned and operated by one Thai family, and the pipe in Thai pop. I have no goddamn idea what anybody says there XD
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Coffee.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Coffee. Like, latte and stuff.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
This vietamese soup, dunno what it's called.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry or Grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Damn right.
47. Do you like coffee?
If I don't drink some every few hours, I get headaches.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Several. Due to my caffeine dependency, I constantly feel thirsty :P
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee. Black, sugar, milk, Nesquick mix... I don't care. Or, if it's going to be -that- day, lager.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I sleep on the west side of my floor.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup. Only fun if there's drinking and stripping.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Damn-right.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope. Makes me sad :(
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Depends. :P I'm addicted to coffee, masturbation and WoW, but pot, beer, and gambling I can always turn away. Even though I enjoy them very much-like :P
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home. Fuck that, homie, my ass is broke! Unless somebody's paying... /scavenge
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I did in grade school <.<
59. Do you want kids?
Not unless they're some intelligent race of canines and/or birds that can herald in a new age of the Earth... Otherwise, GOD no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Smattering of Cherokee and Spanish.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
I've -needed- stitches... But my dad was a crazy old indian that served in 'Nam as a medi-vac. So it was gauss, neosporine, and superglue... Lots of gauss. I looked like an injured anime character most of my childhood.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Twice. Not for myself though.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Can't swim, but oceans have dolphins, and you can have sex with those.
I prefer ponds and lakes. Pools always feel too sterile and life-less.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, but it's always self-destructive. I'm very much one of those "There's... Something on the WING. Some... THING on the WING", willing the plane to not plummet to the ground with my -mind-.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
... Kinda?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Friends, food, my dog. I'm kinda thrifty otherwise.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Have a necklace with a crescent moon/wolf howling, but the string's broken atm :P
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Avatar, Venture bros, Nature back when they showed porn....
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Amy, just 'cause she shares my sense of humor.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
What like, in the pooper? I use to (not in the pooper), but I haven't had a good snugglin' plush for awhile.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I don't have one. If I did, old Dr. Who theme.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Gave 'em all to charity.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Red plastic cup, anthro dragon toy, little off-brand beenie baby cardinal plush.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
... B-rush? Depends.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
??? Um, mid-way?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear. You can play dead, scream and scare them off, or have sex with it.
Bees... Can't fend 'em off as easily.
My Girl. Dead blonde kid. BEES ARE SCARY.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I sure as hell try!
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ick... Bird meat. Well, when I do, ketchup.
80. What is your favorite food?
FISH, and veggies. Man, steamed white rice with some tilapia.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I could, with some internet tutorage. But since I can't dispose of it, and sure as hell not dumping it, I'd rather have a dealer do it.... Oh right, I don't own a car.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
... I don't own a car :P
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes.
I don't own a car.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
...!?! ... !?!?!?!...
85. What was the last book you read?
Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Before that, Ships of Earth, and The Black Gryphon for the upteenth time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
If BBC news online counts. Deep mid-west, Fox news could be seen as liberal. Local news anything grates after awhile.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer, but didn't bother to transfer the address before I moved last. Oh well, free mag for someone :P
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No TV
90. Do you dance in the car?
It's never my car, so people get annoyed with my singing/dancing.
I still do...
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
AM 1000 KTOK, Oklahoma City. All day it's extreme Right talk radio, but late night it's a Coast to Coast affiliate, and I love me some conspiracy-crazy.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Semi-anthro Harpy Eagle femme showing off cloaca. Roz Gibson porn, original to boot!
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Passing notes during D&D, making fun of other players/DM between Amy and me.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Unscented. I loooove the smell of melting wax and burning wicks.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Chess is fun, but I suck at it. :P
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Like 15 years ago when my dad was trying to sell them shrimp.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
He wasn't my teacher, but he was a advanced English teacher that'd hold reading sessions at the local coffee shop after school, and I'd chill out with my friends that were his students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three or four nights. http://www.oklacon.org :P
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Amy. She gave me a copy of Jonathan Livingston Seagull earlier tonight.
turbinedivinity, dunno where he got it* :P1. How old will you be in five years?
29? Whoa.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Amy, Quincy... Dan, Betty and Chazz during D&D.
3. How tall are you?
5'11
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Taking a driving course, SPORE, and people's birthdays.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day.
6. Who was the last person you called?
Amy
7. Who was the last person to call you?
... Amy :P
8. What was the last text message you received?
Hell if I know, haven't had a cell in years. Unless you count online, in which the topic was bird porn.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
.... Amy. (I'm starting to see a pattern)
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text (online) is easier.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
I'm gonna say... Either D&D or masturbating. Can't recall.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced/dead
13. When did you last see your mom?
8 years? 12? Hell I don't remember.
14. What color are your eyes?
Brown
15. What time did you wake up today?
1pm-ish.
16. What are you wearing right now?
Tan button-up shirt and jeans with rips up both legs. Oh and US AIR FORCE boxers with an anthro eagle on 'em from Wal-Mart.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
I dunno. Rudolf? <.< I more know Christian hymns, for some reason...
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
My little corner of the internet, tucked away with old friends. Towns and cities at night, when everyone's asleep, and I can pretend I'm alone.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Towns and cities during the day, when everybody's awake.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Hmm. New Hampshire, I have friends up there :P
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
As long as I have the people important to me near I'll be content.
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan, instantly. Mixed blood, but only comes out with sunlight... Kinda like temperature-activated action figures. "Submerge in cold water: BATTLE DAMAGE"
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Ghosts. Swore up and down i could see them. Either that, or it was the contact buzz.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Lewis Black... Aha, candy corn.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Like, three? How many -work-? Like, none.
26. How big is your bed?
15'-15'... Bedroom floor counts, right?
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop. Cheap buy after my desktop took a crap.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
... Whatever mis-match of attire I pass out in.
29. What color are your sheets?
My sleeping bag is blue.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two at least.
31. What is your favorite season?
Winter.
33. What do you like about winter?
o/ In the winter time, when all the leaves are brown, and the wiiiind blooows o/
34. What do you like about the summer?
Birds, EVERYWHERE. But, in the country it usually meant disease and parasites and sweating. So bleh.
35. What do you like about spring?
Bird sex.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Oklahoma and Florida.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Stroud, OK. Port Akatusa(sp), FL, Del City, OK. Guthrie, OK. Edmond, OK
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare foot, y'all. Boots when I need to.
39. Are you a social person?
Selectively social :P
40. What was the last thing you ate?
Carrot. One carrot.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Cafe Thai-Pei. Little Thai place couple blocks from where I live. All the asian students from the collage go there, owned and operated by one Thai family, and the pipe in Thai pop. I have no goddamn idea what anybody says there XD
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Coffee.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Coffee. Like, latte and stuff.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
This vietamese soup, dunno what it's called.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry or Grape.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Damn right.
47. Do you like coffee?
If I don't drink some every few hours, I get headaches.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Several. Due to my caffeine dependency, I constantly feel thirsty :P
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee. Black, sugar, milk, Nesquick mix... I don't care. Or, if it's going to be -that- day, lager.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I sleep on the west side of my floor.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup. Only fun if there's drinking and stripping.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Damn-right.
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Nope. Makes me sad :(
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Depends. :P I'm addicted to coffee, masturbation and WoW, but pot, beer, and gambling I can always turn away. Even though I enjoy them very much-like :P
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home. Fuck that, homie, my ass is broke! Unless somebody's paying... /scavenge
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I did in grade school <.<
59. Do you want kids?
Not unless they're some intelligent race of canines and/or birds that can herald in a new age of the Earth... Otherwise, GOD no.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Smattering of Cherokee and Spanish.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
I've -needed- stitches... But my dad was a crazy old indian that served in 'Nam as a medi-vac. So it was gauss, neosporine, and superglue... Lots of gauss. I looked like an injured anime character most of my childhood.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Twice. Not for myself though.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Can't swim, but oceans have dolphins, and you can have sex with those.
I prefer ponds and lakes. Pools always feel too sterile and life-less.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, but it's always self-destructive. I'm very much one of those "There's... Something on the WING. Some... THING on the WING", willing the plane to not plummet to the ground with my -mind-.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
... Kinda?
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Friends, food, my dog. I'm kinda thrifty otherwise.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Have a necklace with a crescent moon/wolf howling, but the string's broken atm :P
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Avatar, Venture bros, Nature back when they showed porn....
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Amy, just 'cause she shares my sense of humor.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
What like, in the pooper? I use to (not in the pooper), but I haven't had a good snugglin' plush for awhile.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I don't have one. If I did, old Dr. Who theme.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Gave 'em all to charity.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Red plastic cup, anthro dragon toy, little off-brand beenie baby cardinal plush.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
... B-rush? Depends.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
??? Um, mid-way?
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear. You can play dead, scream and scare them off, or have sex with it.
Bees... Can't fend 'em off as easily.
My Girl. Dead blonde kid. BEES ARE SCARY.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I sure as hell try!
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ick... Bird meat. Well, when I do, ketchup.
80. What is your favorite food?
FISH, and veggies. Man, steamed white rice with some tilapia.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I could, with some internet tutorage. But since I can't dispose of it, and sure as hell not dumping it, I'd rather have a dealer do it.... Oh right, I don't own a car.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
... I don't own a car :P
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Yes.
I don't own a car.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
...!?! ... !?!?!?!...
85. What was the last book you read?
Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Before that, Ships of Earth, and The Black Gryphon for the upteenth time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
If BBC news online counts. Deep mid-west, Fox news could be seen as liberal. Local news anything grates after awhile.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Game Informer, but didn't bother to transfer the address before I moved last. Oh well, free mag for someone :P
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No TV
90. Do you dance in the car?
It's never my car, so people get annoyed with my singing/dancing.
I still do...
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
AM 1000 KTOK, Oklahoma City. All day it's extreme Right talk radio, but late night it's a Coast to Coast affiliate, and I love me some conspiracy-crazy.
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
Semi-anthro Harpy Eagle femme showing off cloaca. Roz Gibson porn, original to boot!
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Passing notes during D&D, making fun of other players/DM between Amy and me.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Unscented. I loooove the smell of melting wax and burning wicks.
95. What is your favorite board game?
Chess is fun, but I suck at it. :P
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Like 15 years ago when my dad was trying to sell them shrimp.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
He wasn't my teacher, but he was a advanced English teacher that'd hold reading sessions at the local coffee shop after school, and I'd chill out with my friends that were his students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three or four nights. http://www.oklacon.org :P
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Amy. She gave me a copy of Jonathan Livingston Seagull earlier tonight.
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