I found this on 'Laughter is good for the soul' on Facebook, so that's where credit is due. This is both horrible and hilarious at the same time. Enjoy.

"While playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, I remember that I was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, I instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at 100 mph into my rival's park. Since technically those people died in my rival's park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush to my park and straight onto my deathcoaster, which only caused their rating to drop lower and lower. I did this for an hour, until the game said I had won. And that ladies and gentlemen, is why I can never be given any modicum of power ever."