Tagged by this bitch ======>

Rules
1. You have to put these rules.
2. FUCK THAT I DELETED THE REST OF THE RULES

So let's start off about myself...:

1. I'm a dude in case you haven't figured that out.
2. My age: Jailbait
3. I play the viola.
4. I herd u liek mudkipz.
5. I think I'm hilarious but I'm probably not.
6. My body does not require sleep to function.
7. I eat a lot.
8. I need oxygen to live.
9. I cannot breathe underwater.
10. I'm not an open person so you're lucky I posted these bits of information about myself.

Now for the questions gave to me:

1. Favorite color?
I'm colorbind.
2. If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would it be?
Somewhere small with a nice backyard with woods nearby.
3. A stranger stops you on the street and asks you if you would like to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. What do you do?
Walk away. Fuck Jehova's Witness.
4. Am I irritating you yet?
Always. <3
5. Sexual orientation?
STRAIGHT BUT GAY GUYS STILL TRY TO RIDE ON MY DICK DEAR GOD. -ahem- Sorry for the outburst. Shit gets me heated.
6. How do you feel about ponies?
MLP ponies or like, actual ponies?
7. Do geese scare the shit out of you? They have fucking teeth on their tongues, just so you know.
Only the Canadian ones.
8. Relationship status?
Happily taken.
9. What's the deal with politics?
I don't know, what's the deal with airline food?
10. How many pancakes have you eaten today?
I was supposed to eat pancakes today? Whoops.

Oh, so I have to invent 10 more questions:

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. The Game

People I'm tagging...

Nobody because I'm a boring dumbfuck.