*it's hs. 12th grade. i am walking to my class real slow like, because i know i won't be late and it's been a rather chill day and i was happy. all of the sudden*
girl: could you hurry the hell up!
me: *i turn around, and as i do i see that the hallway is pretty clear. and when i face her i see that she is HUGE. big ole girl* excuses me?
girl: could you move?
me: woman we both know i move a hell of a lot more than your fat ass. so don't complain to me about WALKING. *i turn back around and go on my way*



and that.....was a moment in my life