Today I realized that I'm such a goddamn stoner, that my highdeas are coming out while I'm sober.

A friend of mine has cancer, and in order to get more information she needed a biopsy. Which includes a pregnancy test. She's a lesbian and told the doctor, look, I'm not pregnant. There's no way.

So I said, "Maybe they need to find out whether the cancer is a boy or a girl."