So, there I am studying for my big Japanese test this July, thinking of nothing wicked (honestly, that happens even with me!) and then I stumble over this gem in my list of exemplary sentences:

子供は幼い時に母をしゃぶり、大きくなって父親をしゃぶる。

For the linguistically less versatile, it translates to:

"Children suck the mother when they are young, and the father when they are older."

Honestly, that is exactly what they wrote in my dictionary. ^^ ;

...now I guess I will have images of boys giving their fathers blowjobs all day...^^;