Need a place to stay, being kicked out...
12 years ago
General
"If I was a bird, I'd fly into a ceiling fan." - Red Forman
My bitch of a mother is kicking me out today. Are there any furs in the area willing to let me stay with them for awhile while I get on my feet? I will be able to help with rent etc.. if needed, I have money left over from my last job.
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And the bitch says I'm a loser for leaving that job and is kicking me out...
And now she's making fun of me over it from the other room, she's saying this shit: "oh they're hurting my feelings" "mommy they're being mean to me" "they're making me work"
I seriously wish she wasn't such a cunt... I'm paying her goddamn mortgage and my goddamn rent and its not exactly like I dont have any money left over from work. Plus jobs arent THAT hard to find, you just need to look...
-sagging/flat tits that hang below her knees
-receding hairline
-crow's feet/bags under her eyes
-sagging/flat ass
-any deformities she may have
And do it like this: "Mom, yo tits are so saggy you need to wear 3-inch heels to not fall over while walking". Or, "Mom, yo tits are so flat, Boy George called and asked if you'd escort him." Or, "Mom, yo ass sag so much that when you fart, yo ass slaps everyone in the face." Like that.
That said, the type of place you did your temp work isn't the type of place a young man like you should work at. If you were 25 or so, then that's different story. You're still a teen. Hell, if I were you, I'd rather push a broom first (janitorial work). Better to clean shit up than take someone's shit, amirite? :)
Now, places like the place you temped at, most men pick on each other too. It's all in knowing how to "talk like a man" as it were. Like a classic blue collar Joe who can take bullshit with a laugh as well as dish it out right back. This clip illustrates my point.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXD8yOxIPB0
Now, if I was able to, I'd help you out. I'm a guy living at home with my folks as well, and it's a small condo (no more space for another). I'm wishing you the best of luck.
Of course I will still help if need be, if I can.
Sorry this kind of thing happened to you. None of it is right. Neither the job harassment, nor the parental harassment.