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FMLs from us
12 years ago
Since I kinda bored, exam is still on the way, I guess I will write some FMLs from me and my OCs :'p You can guess whose FML below. It's completely fictional XD
-Fmylife-
"Today, I was flying across town with my own wings. Tried to impress a sexy girl below me, I tried loop-de-loop right above her. Too bad the street light hates me. Flat-faced on the asphalt with broken fangs. She wasn't impressed. FML." Jakarta, by sexydragon
"Today, I went to mini-market to buy some chips. After getting everything I need, I saw a boy holding a liquor bottle. Since he was a minor, I told him not to buy it. His mother saw us, and smacked me with her purse. FML" Jakarta, by thiscanadiansayssorry
"Today during soccer practice, a ball went straight to my groin. FML" Yogyakarta, by griffingoesgroin
"Today, I saw my boyfriend flirting with a girl. He denied and told me she was his cousin. Apparently an European dragon can have an Asian chick as cousin. FML" Jakarta, by youcantlietoawolf
"Today, a new foreign student in my campus accused me for being 'a rapist and pedophile' just because I have these goddamn tentacles. FML" Bandung, by slendersquid
"Today, I was charged by officer. The reason? I scared the heck an acute arachnophobia-therapy patient. Sorry for born this way, dude. FML" Jakarta, by dudegotsixarms
"Today, I won 'The most Sarcastic Officer' -award. I couldn't believe I work with this guys. FML" Draconia, by proudbrittishdragon
"Today, we received an emergency call from nearby apartment. The alarm went off, dragons already standby on their trucks. Turned out the call actually from a bored teenager, and he was horny. FML" Draconia, by bigbufffirefighters
"Today, a little girl complained to me because I'm not like 'her bunny' which according to her, bunnies have to be soft, fluffy, and kind. Hey, I can't stand being so fluffy or tame. She angrily kicked me on my knee, and her father just smiled and gave her thumbs up. FML" Moscow, by bunnywillkillyousoon
"Today, the road was so icy I hit a police car on an intersection. They still fine me, though. FML." Moscow, by mralienwhogotfined
-Fmylife-
"Today, I was flying across town with my own wings. Tried to impress a sexy girl below me, I tried loop-de-loop right above her. Too bad the street light hates me. Flat-faced on the asphalt with broken fangs. She wasn't impressed. FML." Jakarta, by sexydragon
"Today, I went to mini-market to buy some chips. After getting everything I need, I saw a boy holding a liquor bottle. Since he was a minor, I told him not to buy it. His mother saw us, and smacked me with her purse. FML" Jakarta, by thiscanadiansayssorry
"Today during soccer practice, a ball went straight to my groin. FML" Yogyakarta, by griffingoesgroin
"Today, I saw my boyfriend flirting with a girl. He denied and told me she was his cousin. Apparently an European dragon can have an Asian chick as cousin. FML" Jakarta, by youcantlietoawolf
"Today, a new foreign student in my campus accused me for being 'a rapist and pedophile' just because I have these goddamn tentacles. FML" Bandung, by slendersquid
"Today, I was charged by officer. The reason? I scared the heck an acute arachnophobia-therapy patient. Sorry for born this way, dude. FML" Jakarta, by dudegotsixarms
"Today, I won 'The most Sarcastic Officer' -award. I couldn't believe I work with this guys. FML" Draconia, by proudbrittishdragon
"Today, we received an emergency call from nearby apartment. The alarm went off, dragons already standby on their trucks. Turned out the call actually from a bored teenager, and he was horny. FML" Draconia, by bigbufffirefighters
"Today, a little girl complained to me because I'm not like 'her bunny' which according to her, bunnies have to be soft, fluffy, and kind. Hey, I can't stand being so fluffy or tame. She angrily kicked me on my knee, and her father just smiled and gave her thumbs up. FML" Moscow, by bunnywillkillyousoon
"Today, the road was so icy I hit a police car on an intersection. They still fine me, though. FML." Moscow, by mralienwhogotfined
