On BJs
12 years ago
General
Yes, BJs. Yes, THAT kind of BJ. Not the bulk discount store. Thiiiiis is gonna be a whole lotta NSFW, mixed with boredom and randomness. Just sayin. Any kidlings watchin me, go scoot off back to the pretties or someone elses journal now, y'hear?
Aight.
... I just spent almost half an hour twattering about blowjobs, and the whole "spit or swallow" thing... I maaay need a life. XD May as well open a whole new can o'worms here and open the floor to my FA stalkers tho, while Im at it.
The biggest thing I always heard was ppl spat cause they didnt like the taste, and my reactions always been "so you hold it in your mouth /longer/?" Ive had some really gross things in my mouth, and I dont think Id want ANY of them in my sheets on a car seat or anything, much less once theyve had a chance to mingle with slobber. Who keeps a spittoon in the bedroom? I guess I'll know WHY if I ever see one now...1 But what else would you do with it? Tissues dont hold moisture well enough for the saliva, and who keeps a washcloth or papertowels near sexytiem-places? Plus, Ivent YET seen someone finish all at once. You risk gettin a faceful if you REALLY cant stand the taste... Just say no if you cant hack it the first few times. That CANT be attractive to scramble away afap once hes done! Mood kill, and then youre not likely to even get anything for your trouble!
Meh. Its just always been so much more convenient to just let it go down. I mean, if you do it right you barely taste anything, and if you do anyway its certainly no worse than if you held ON to it! Yeah, its on your breath sometimes, but... I rarely have that problem even when a toothbrushing or mint is nowhere near accessible after a romp. Of course, Ive only a few times had a taste that was actually and grossly unpleasant... I generally dont mind or even enjoy my work, so I may be biased.
Even if it does make me ill on occasion.
Worth it.
Tots.
Have you ever actually known a spitter? Reasons therefor?
Guys, would ya rather deal with a spitter or no oral?
Im curious, and bored, and on a hormonal rollercoaster right now so HAVE AT ME!
1 I totally want a spittoon now, just sitting randomly in the house somewhere. Cause why not? I hafta hack up phlegm sometimes!
FA+

Dont know if I should apologize or bow to that reaction. ^\\^;
I dont know enough about BJs (the store) to write about em...
At least your mind was in the right place!
My only thing to add to this is no one's gotten me off orally, so I can't add anything 8D
Anyway, with your journal, I totally agree. I've read up on sperm (cause I'm bored) and swallowing it is actually healthy for your body not harmful; it's just protein. So, yeah, people who can't swallow are weird. Just finish the job you started with the BJ in the first place, lol.
P.S. Yeah, I totally want a spittoon now, too. XD
I was still in braces the first time I tried. << With rubber bands on either side. I was scared they were gonna snap on him. XD My first mekkouts were pretty awkward too, for the same reason... I dont miss bein a metalmouth, but I DO wish they wouldve stayed put. -_-
The taste also varies from person to person so...
I wouldnt rly care about it gettin all over the place, if not for the cleanup... On laundry day when I need to shower anyway? K, just pull me off. But... In general, oral is a clean/quick solution when all-out sex wouldnt be a good idea. Havin to cleanup kinda kills that, and would leave the goal more easily accomplished by hands...
Was just me sharin my thoughts. ^^ And trying to provoke others'.
In answer to your question, I'd rather deal with a spitter than get none. It's too good! :P
Thats been the consensus of the few people who've answered every time Ive been around and its been brought up tho... Too bad theres no real way to cheat around the taste for the gentler sex. TT~TT
also kinda the fair thing to do. when licking a girl it can be a constant river. yes it may taste alittle better but its no candy. so deal with the few squirts and stop complaining. >^w^<
Usually worth it. Swallowing can leave a strong aftertaste in the back of the throat that's rather noticeable. It's less obvious when not swallowed, if the person 'tastes bad'