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12 years ago
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Bought Condoms? Yes
3. Gotten somebody Pregnant? No
4. Failed A Class? Yes
5. Kissed A Boy? Yes
6. Kissed A Girl? Yes
7. Used A Little Paper Bag for Lunch? Yes
8. Had A Job? Yes.
9. Slipped On Ice? Yes
10. Missed The School Bus? Yes
11. Fucked a girl? Nope! :C
12. Bullied Someone On The Internet? But of course
13. Sexted? Yes
14. Sex In Public? Nein
15. Played On A Sports Team? Yes
16. Smoked Weed? Yes
17. Smoked Cigarettes? Yes
18. Smoked A Cigar? Yes
19. Drank Alcohol? ... lawls
20. Watched porn? Yes
21. Skipped class? Yes
22. Gotten Arrested? No
23. Done meth? No
24. Been To A Wedding? Yes
25. Fell in love with a best friend? Nope
26. Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
27. Watched TV For 5 Hours Straight? Yes
28. Been Late For Work? Yes
29. Been Late For School? Yes
30. Kissed In The Rain? Nope
31. Showered With Someone Else? Yes
32. Failed My Drivers Test? Yep! I was retarded when I was 15 :3
33. Cheated on a ex? Yarp
34. Been Outside My Home Country? Yes
35. Been On A Road Trip Longer Than 5 Hours? Yes.
36. Had Lice? No
37. Gotten My Heart Broken? Duh, who hasnt? :P
38. Had A Credit Card? Fuck. No.
39. Been To A Professional Sports Game? Yes
40. Broken A Bone? 1000010101012795982614 times
41. Am I BI/Gay/Lesbian? Super gay
42. Won A Trophy? Maybe... idk
43. Cut Myself Unintentionally? All the time
44. Had An STD.? Nope
45. Got Engaged? No
46. Done ecstasy? No
47. Tried Out To Be On A TV Show? Naw
48. Rode In A Taxi? Yes
49. Been To Prom? Si
50. Played A Drinking Game? More than you could possibly comprehend.
51. Stayed Up For 24 Hours Or More? Once or twice.
52. Been To A Concert? Yes
53. Had A Three-Some? No, hahaha, this'd be cool to try though.
54. Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex? Yes
55. Been In A Car Accident? Yes
56. Had Braces? No
57. Learned Another Language? Fuck no.
58. Killed An Animal? Thousands. They should all be destroyed.
59. Been At A Yard Sale? Yes
60. Been To A Japanese Steakhouse? Yes. Good lord...
61. Wore Make Up? Like... daily. ;3;
62. Talked To Someone Via Webcam? Yes
63. Lost My Virginity Before I Was 16? nope
64. Had My Wisdom Teeth Taken Out? Yes
65. Kissed Someone A Different Race Than Myself? Them stirfried burrito lips... :3
66. Snuck Out Of The House? Yes
67. Bought Porn? I think I bought some muscle bear vid online on AOL back when I was a chitlin. :3
68. Had A Virus On My Computer? Yes
69. Had Oral Sex? But of course.
70. Dyed My Hair? Yep.
71. Gone Skinny Dipping? No.
72. Graduated From College? Almost there. :V
73. Wore Someone Else’s Clothes? Yes
74. Voted In A Presidential Election? Yar
75. Rode In An Ambulance? Nope.
76. Rode In A Helicopter? Nein.
77. Caught The Stove On Fire? No.
78. Got In A Verbal Fight? Yes
79. Met Someone Famous? Hung out at a dive bar with Kirsten Dunst and her entourage. She bought me a tallboy of pbr. :3
80. Been On Vacation? Have you not?
82. Been On A Boat? Yes
81. Been On An Airplane? Yes
83. Broken Something Expensive? Just my ego. ;3;
84. Had Surgery? idk if wisdom tooth removal counts...
85. Beat A Video Game? hah
86. Found Something Valuable On The Ground? A sick pair of black Oakley shadows. 8)
87. Made A Survey? Yep
88. Stalked Someone On A Social Network? No...?
89. Prank Called Someone? Do you have frog legs? NO DO YOU SERVE EM?! NO DO YOU HAVE EM?! YOU'RE STUPID!!!
90. Been To A Library Outside Of School? Yes
91. Spent Over $100 Shopping In One Day? This is 2013... Good luck not doing this.
92. Cut My Hair And Hated It? Nope.
93. Peed Outside? Yes
94. Went Fishing? Yes
95. Helped With Charity? Yes
96. Taken A Pregnancy Test? ...
97. Been Rejected By A Crush? Good lord yes. This happens on a daily basis. ;3;
98. Been Suspended From School? Fuck yes. For throwing plastic knives and hitting a total bitch with a patch cord. DGAF :3
99. Broken a mirror? Violently.
100. Thrown up on someone? I am a master of puking. You will never see me, hear me or find the remains.
101. Lied to your parents? Duh...
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