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ACK! JOCK BURN!
17 years ago
Ohhh- mah gawd!
As I was obsessively scrubbing myself self clean I discovered that I had sore area on my inner-thigh right under my nads. At first I was thinking this was some VD from one of my many sexual exploits. Then I remembered I am a virgin so I deduced that jogging eight miles everyday in a jock (yes....and nothing else....) caused a raw spot where my diddly bits swayed back and forth.
Apperently C-in2 brand jocks aren't meant to really be used in athletics. They don't really hold any thing back (actually they make all yer junk stick out even more) They are like wonder-bras for dudes stuff. If you want to have fun put one on and wiggle your hips back and fourth. MASSIVE bounce-age.
Anywho. I am going to have to invest in a jockstrap that will actually keep my package wrapped up tight otherwise all that rubbing is going to start my wiener on fire.
In other news I am intoxicated.
As I was obsessively scrubbing myself self clean I discovered that I had sore area on my inner-thigh right under my nads. At first I was thinking this was some VD from one of my many sexual exploits. Then I remembered I am a virgin so I deduced that jogging eight miles everyday in a jock (yes....and nothing else....) caused a raw spot where my diddly bits swayed back and forth.
Apperently C-in2 brand jocks aren't meant to really be used in athletics. They don't really hold any thing back (actually they make all yer junk stick out even more) They are like wonder-bras for dudes stuff. If you want to have fun put one on and wiggle your hips back and fourth. MASSIVE bounce-age.
Anywho. I am going to have to invest in a jockstrap that will actually keep my package wrapped up tight otherwise all that rubbing is going to start my wiener on fire.
In other news I am intoxicated.
Also wear "trunkbriefs" they are like a combination of boxerbriefs and briefs they do not ride up on you(unless you wear them for multiple days OR have a very large package when soft >.>, but either way they are good for the first 12 hours after being freshly washed and unworn.) keep your junk well positioned without like, all the horribleness of a jock, though I guess if you are used to a jock you might not like the full ass coverage/support. XD Nevermind I am ultra tired and somewhat intoxicated as well xP
never liked them and yeah, they're like Victoria's secret for guys
I wish to be intoxicated... Right. Now. Now. Now. Now.