As a goatee wearer, the only time it comes off is for No Shave November, and that's because it's a good charity.

Whatever your reason, it better have been good enough to treason against the facial hair gods

I loved my beard. It was awesome. However, since I'm applying for an acting position, it was recommended that I not have the goat beard. Since I REALLY wanna get out of the just-above-minimum wage thing, I'm doing everything I can to increase my chances.

Still bugs me how high my voice actually is.

Alright, that's a respectable cause! But why burn it? Hair smells horrible burnt.

When showing my little brother a pic of the beard when it was still growing in, he replied; Kill it, Kill it with fire! It only felt appropriate to do so.