I know that feel :(

Oh but also, otters are awesome. Otters rule.

I think you should see how it turns out... Otter-wise, you might regret it...!



I took the chance to place a pun for your reading pleasure.

Awwww but you can't get bigger if you diet! >_<
Jk Jk .... Go otter, they're cute

If you do become a gay otter,  homosexualotter will probably sue you for copyright infringement.

They all sound fine to me. :)

http://dailyotter.tumblr.com/ !

Aww. Nice link.

So instead of Red Rodent you'd be, what? Copper Otter?

No.

Ochre otter.


8'D

Yeah, that's better

But dumpy fat hairy guys make for best cuddling! So it's not all bad!!

If you're determined to diet and muscle up then i'd first say set in mind the exact body type you want to attain (even draw it if that helps), then work out an exercise routine to work towards that physique- Bodybuilding and exercise forums can help with this. Also, it can help to keep a photolog of your progress to compare to the ideal physique you're after, because it's great inspiration and <shit what's that word for when something makes you want to do stuff more> to see your body slowly morph into a musclier, more toned form!


Also I searched for 'gay otter' in google images with safesearch off and I now have an amazing slew of imappropriate gay otter-themed jokes.

And a lot of porn.

Lol.

And I've dieted and exercised before. Lost 70 lbs, gained that and more back after I met my boyfriend XD too much good food.

I did not know you were gay sir. Well I will be respectful from now on but I still think you should be a rat still, I think you look quite good that way in my opinion. *hugs*

Er, thanks ^_^;

No I don't mean species change. An otter also means a gay guy who is hairy, but skinny as opposed to a bear, who is chubby and hairy. :P

I did not know you were gay sir.
You'd pretty much be the only one.

the problem in going on diet, what you have to do is to eat food that burns fat and do workout that burn fat also and live that way

You're fat? You never looked fat before to me.

I am a lot heavier than I look, and a lot of people disbelieve me when I tell them how much I weigh. I'm okay with being a chubster, but I look better skinny, and feel better skinny. So I need to make an effort to lose weight again.

Well, then get to it. :3

Otters can be fun :3

Funny you should mention otter. The other day I saw what was quite possibly the most awesome otter in anime history. XD

But I like you as a red nezumi! <3

Not a species change! See my response to straitfox.

Yeah, right after I posted this I just noticed that. My bad. ^^;

Eh, to some degree we all want what we don't have. Green grass and all that.
I *am* an otter, but most times would rather be a bear. ^.=.^

Could try the college kid diet. Two meals a day, three if you're lucky, all consisting of chef boyardee and microwave food. Not enough cash for sweets really, lots of cheap diet sodas.

Otters are cute, bears are hot. Rats are sexy. Just be the rat you are. Squeak! ;3

Heh... don't let Tolstoy and Truck hear you say that fat bears aren't proper bears. Still, if you really don't feel right at your current size, by all means see what you can do.

What? Fat bears are proper bears. I'm talking otters here. It's like being a gay bear (hairy and masculine) but skinny.
Yeah I need to do something.