Would you ever swim with sharks?

I know its lame it's the best I could come up with on the fly.

No. Its a good question. No. I would not. I have an extreme phobia of sharks. More so in open water.

I guess I'll have to swim with sharks by me onesies!

that or you can put me in an enclosed bubble and I can just hangout in there.

This is kinda inappropriate, but if you could perform auto-fellatio on yourself, would you?

Yes I would. When I was younger I used to be able to. Sadly I stopped stretching and lost ability to. Every so often I try to stretch out and see if I can reach.

Would you ever cunt-punt a Nun?

No. I just don't know any that deserve. But that can change.

Yes. I would enjoy it and it is a fantasy of mine. Just don't know if I could stay as a total in house sub pet or slave. I'm a true switch

Most awkward boner—go!

It was five minutes till the end of government class and I popped a boner as I was trying to stay awake in the back of the class. I still had it when the class was over and had get through my classmates to my next class with it. And that day I forgot my book so nothing to cover it with.

Aw shit. That IS awkward.

Men should carry signs that they can put up: "It's not you, my dick is just being weird. As you were."

How many people you played with at the same time? :v

I think we are missing the point . its not ask me any question. It is asking me questions on if I would do something.
the answer though to your question is. . . three or four. I am not sure. it rarely happens I am generally drunk when it does. I think four.

So then HOW MANY would be your top number if you were up for it? :B

Oh gosh. Ummm. . . six? If I was the only bottom. if it was a mixture of tops and bottoms or switches. then probably 8.

Would you eat a full plate of your most hated food in the world for instant cash?

Yes I would. I think it would be like steams turnips or spinach or Brussels sprouts. I have never really had anything to crazy.also how much cash?

Eh, I did not have a dollar amount in mind when I asked so lets say $20 for each full plate and $100 if you eat a plate of all 3 of them in one day.

Oh yah. I would do it. its all just mind over matter for me. I dont have a sense of smell so most food I don't like is because it looks bad. and thus I am reluctant to eat it. but yah. I would eat them for money. on that list is also fried water beetles and most bugs. Oh, and really Hot peppers.

Yea, bugs are not on my menu either. Bleh.

Brussel sprouts are good when seasoned and sauteed :D