The energy drink IS you. You've possessed it all along. You have the energy, the POWER! UnLIMMMMMMITED power! Now go forth, child, to the store.

I

I am


so inspired


Thank you

yw


*Bows silently before her physical form dissipates into the mist, impregnating the wind with her wisdom.*

I have returned with the fluids of energy!

There's a story

Suck my winky!

>:C

Bubblegum.

Just buy a human cannon, point it out your window towards your workplace, hang your work clothes on a line in front of it and blast your way to work every morning. As for the guy who creeps you out; that's simple just roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

Just send your bird out to get it. Seriously. What's the point of even having that thing if you don't train it to do things like that?

put some pants on you slob

Once again philosophy comes to the rescue! Remember that course you took last year on Applied Theoretics? No? Neither do I, but one thing I do remember was determinism. Y'know, that thing where everything is predetermined by it's chain of causes and, like, how free will doesn't exist.

You gon' die one day. Your clock is ticking down.

But hey, look on the bright side! We're all blobs of talking meat! :D Meat is fun.