Join the club. I haven't had sexual contact with another human being in like 2 years I think (meh), -AND- I don't have memory foam. I'd rather have memory foam, you know my neck and shoulder's been killing me lately.
You have the memory foam. I'll have the sexual contact. I'd kill for a back rub. Been about as long for me too. I think I am missing an essential part that makes it normal for other people to attain normally at this point.
The opposite.