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Freebie Rules because SOMEPONIES don't have common sense.
12 years ago
This should be some basic shit people should know, but apparently people don't know this so I have to waste my time typing instead of drawing to put this out there.
1: Treat the artist politely. Why? Because they can decide at any moment to cancel their free drawing offers and even go so far as to decide never to have one again. You want free shit? Show some respect.
2: Don't argue with the artist. Why? SHOW SOME RESPECT. If someone's giving you free money, you don't argue with them and demand they give you more. THAT'S STUPID AND IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE STUPID.
3: Do not WHINE, COMPLAIN, BITCH, or MOAN if you aren't chosen or you think you aren't getting chosen. Why? BECAUSE THAT PISSES SOME ARTISTS LIKE ME OFF. I'm normally really nice, I like to do free art for people. But when you try to take advantage of my niceness, I TURN INTO A GRADE A ASSHOLE AND MAKE VAGUE JOURNALS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY. And I also add you to a list of people I won't draw for in the future. (✿◠‿◠)
4: Please don't rush me. I am an insomniac, I do not sleep when I'm supposed to. I sleep all day, stay up all night and procrastinate... It takes me a long time to draw, I'm sorry. I will finish what I owe, I'll just be really slow at times.
5: If I say I can't or won't draw something, don't try to talk me into doing it anyway. I have nothing against herms or shemales with gigantic boobs... I just can't draw boobs. Or giant dicks. Or Vore. There's a long list of things I can't/won't draw. Don't make me list them...
6: (✿◠‿◠) DO NOT WHINE, COMPLAIN, OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO CHOOSING YOU. FREEBIE OFFERS ARE FOR FREE, YOU AREN'T PAYING ME SO YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT OR PRIVILEGE TO COMPLAIN. WHINERS WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM FUTURE FREEBIE OPPORTUNITIES... (✿◠‿◠)
Please don't make me angry... I want to continue being nice and friendly, not keyboard smashing and throwing things around my room because people can't read rules...
THANK YOU!
If you read these rules, make sure you say SBURB when freebie offers are up. If I don't see this in your comment, I won't draw for you!
People Excluded from future freebies:
1: Treat the artist politely. Why? Because they can decide at any moment to cancel their free drawing offers and even go so far as to decide never to have one again. You want free shit? Show some respect.
2: Don't argue with the artist. Why? SHOW SOME RESPECT. If someone's giving you free money, you don't argue with them and demand they give you more. THAT'S STUPID AND IF YOU DO THAT YOU'RE STUPID.
3: Do not WHINE, COMPLAIN, BITCH, or MOAN if you aren't chosen or you think you aren't getting chosen. Why? BECAUSE THAT PISSES SOME ARTISTS LIKE ME OFF. I'm normally really nice, I like to do free art for people. But when you try to take advantage of my niceness, I TURN INTO A GRADE A ASSHOLE AND MAKE VAGUE JOURNALS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY. And I also add you to a list of people I won't draw for in the future. (✿◠‿◠)
4: Please don't rush me. I am an insomniac, I do not sleep when I'm supposed to. I sleep all day, stay up all night and procrastinate... It takes me a long time to draw, I'm sorry. I will finish what I owe, I'll just be really slow at times.
5: If I say I can't or won't draw something, don't try to talk me into doing it anyway. I have nothing against herms or shemales with gigantic boobs... I just can't draw boobs. Or giant dicks. Or Vore. There's a long list of things I can't/won't draw. Don't make me list them...
6: (✿◠‿◠) DO NOT WHINE, COMPLAIN, OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO CHOOSING YOU. FREEBIE OFFERS ARE FOR FREE, YOU AREN'T PAYING ME SO YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT OR PRIVILEGE TO COMPLAIN. WHINERS WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM FUTURE FREEBIE OPPORTUNITIES... (✿◠‿◠)
Please don't make me angry... I want to continue being nice and friendly, not keyboard smashing and throwing things around my room because people can't read rules...
THANK YOU!
If you read these rules, make sure you say SBURB when freebie offers are up. If I don't see this in your comment, I won't draw for you!
People Excluded from future freebies:
But i know where your frustration comes from, and your quite right in the matter.
*Gives a calm warm hug to lessen frustration* =3
Thank you for having common sense.
I'm probably getting snippy because I haven't slept yet. sdgfgh
The artisthis often abused when it principally made his nice, my best friend much sulfur, and in sickens.
people see his selfish and not see the work or the person