For those of you that don't know already, I am a bit of a prankster. My preferred methods involve moving things, or putting things where they don't belong, sometimes hidden, sometimes in plain sight... I usually wait for said thing to be found and watch for a reaction. (nobody has noticed the pink thong hanging from my lamp yet. LOL)
I recently discovered that there is a porn shop within a quarter mile of my house, and I figured that it was prime time to do something I've always wanted to do.... I've always told myself that I would buy an inflatable doll and put it under my 16 year old little brother's bed and see what happens...
So I'm in the shop, and it turns out that the pool-toy-esque item that I wanted was terribly expensive.......
I was so tempted to buy an anal douche instead... The bright red box would be strategically positioned between my little brother's bed and the window...
But there is so much fun and potential tomfoolery in that little shop...Oh my gosh, the ideas are boundless!
Turns out that they are almost always hiring for janitorial positions, so what does FA think? I would imagine that I get some sort of discount, and easy access to an arsenal of potential "tools".... Should I apply for the job?