I fucking hate It. Not getting paid until October was bad enough and now this?

Got to work, for my final shadow shift before I'm let loose on my own, for lifeguarding and general chores. "Brill" I think "one more and I'm officially part of the team, the others already seem to like me". Wrong! I walk over to the staffroom door, enter the code and go in. In the staffroom are Josh who I had shadowed before and Zane another lifeguard. I give the my usual greeting of "Alright?" to which Zane and Josh, burst out laughing. "Whats all that about?" I think to my self. I walk on and into the staff changing, whilst changing I can here Josh and Zane talking and laughing.

Already I'm convinced somthing is up. "what were they laughing about? Me obviously due to there reaction when I walked into the room.

I carried on regardless, with work shadowing Josh for most of the night, still confused about the events earlier in the night. until at the end of the night. when Josh pipes up "Short?"
"Yeah"
"Is it true what Chrissy D and Mar told me about you?"
"what?"
"you know about..."
"No I don't. Tell me what?"
"About how you shagged a guy whilst you were whering a fox's tail?"

This Isn't true! I don't yet have a tail and this is all a complete bullshit rumor!

Mar knows about my sexuality and vaguely about my furry side. Even if i had shouldn't people's private lives should remain just that Private!

Or am I missing somthing?