Crazy rumor
12 years ago
General
I may be a bit late but I heard that sombody took out his ribs* to give himself head.
is it true?
does it work?
is it true?
does it work?
FA+

If you want to suck yourself off, you need to be pretty thin and flexible, or have a really huge penis.
If you're not hung like a bull, I recommend crunches and doing lots of yoga.
And no, no one dismembers their bodies just for self blowjob. And I doubt any doctor would do this considering all the risks for something so stupid.
You probably would hardly be able to stand and the possibility of a fatal injury would be tremendous
on top of which i don't think your diaphragm would be able to function so you would not be able to breathe or at least it would be very difficult. Also i believe your lungs and heart would slide around inside of you because there would be nowhere for the protective membranes to cling to besides unattached muscles (which would slide around also)
I would also guess that your cardiovascular system would be in a fucking tangled mess eventually, and maybe even your esophagus too.
If you were to remove any ribs they would possibly be the floating ribs (not connected to the sternum) but even then you need those ribs for your obliques to attach to.
TL;DR you would be one gigantic fuck up.
I mean, some people do fetishise that kind of thing, but I certainly don't condone it! XD
I don't think this would make it any easier to suck yourself off though, so I wouldn't recommend it.
and its not usually a good idea to take out ribs---what's more important, sex or a bunch of bones that protect your vital heart and lungs? :o