So I made  djkyota watch the Amy's Baking Company episode of Kitchen Nightmares. If you've been on Facebook at all you may have heard about it. If not, Google it and/or watch the episode on YouTube. Here are our texts as we watched it. Edited for spelling and grammar.

Kyota: OMG. 3 minutes in and I already hate them.
Zeb: It gets worse.
Kyota: But I already hate them. D:
Zeb: You'll hate them more by the end.
Kyota: I hate them so much right now. They just shoved the guy who waited for a pizza and since he was waiting the one guy started screaming at him.
Kyota: OMG. I hate them so much.
Zeb: It gets worse. I'm dead serious.
Kyota: Babe, I think I can't continue. It's too crazy.
Zeb: O.o It broke you...
Kyota: Yeah. 9 minutes into the episode.
Zeb: It gets worse. I'm dead serious.
Kyota: Oh god... cat bodies...
Kyota: HE'S TAKING THE TIPS FOR HIMSELF!?!?!?! OMG WHAT A FUCKING CREEP!!!!
Zeb: Oh, just wait.
Kyota: I hate him so much right now.
Zeb: I'm sorry I told you to watch this.
Kyota: You didn't. Like I said I heard about it on Facebook. It's intriguing.
Zeb: You'll be completely broken by the end.
Kyota: Merf.
Kyota: She's a cold, heartless bitch.
Zeb: She's delusional and insane.
Kyota: XD
Kyota: It's making me like Chef Ramsay. A lot.
Zeb: He's awesome and I'm sad he had to deal with ungrateful assholes like her.
Kyota: Me too.
Zeb: If I ever open a restaurant. and end up on this show I'll never treat Chef Ramsay like that.
Kyota: I know. Because you're a human being and you show respect to people higher up than you. These people are crazy and delusional.
Kyota: OMG. She fired a girl because she was asking about where the food was going. D:
Zeb: I know. Wait until Ramsay interviews former employees.
Kyota: He's doing that now. :3
Kyota: HE MADE HIM WASH HIS UGLY FUCKING CAR?!?!
Kyota: What a CREEP!!!
Zeb: Buckle your seatbelt.
Kyota: XD I hate these guys.
Zeb: It should be almost over.
Kyota: Yup.