* Michael J. Fox plays one hell of a tambourine. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox puts too much salt on his food. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox's Polaroids develop more quickly. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox once caused a can of soda to explode in someones face just by handing it to him. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.
* You know that scene in BTTF where Michael J Fox is on the stage and he's jumping around with the guitar? It wasn't in the script, he just did it. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox's cellphone is always on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox can do an amazing impression of the car scene from A Night at the Roxbury. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J Fox has an oscillation rate of over 9000 movements per second which allows him to oscillate against the natural rate of 88 movements per second creating a quantum flux, which is what makes time travel possible. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox can't piss standing up. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J Fox holds the high score on DDR. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox knows the Mexican Hat Dance. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox accidentally erases everything he draws on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox is now placed on bottles of Yoo Hoo instead of Shake Well. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox only needs to put his toothbrush on his teeth and have his head do the rest. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox enjoys masturbation a lot more. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox's LiveJournal reads like a word search. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox always makes a mess at Denny's. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox almost lost his job at the tattoo parlor. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox cums all over the girl, not in her vagina. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox can't put an old limp dollar bill inside a vending machine. Because of Parkinson's.
* In Soviet Russia, Parkinson's has been severely debilitated and will probably die quite young. Because of Michael J. Fox.
* Michael J. Fox can now dodge bullets. Because of Parkinson's
* Michael J. Fox's wife gets earth-shattering fingerbangs. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox should be in the back in a hip hop music video. Because of Parkinson's.
* Michael J. Fox will be rolling in his grave. Because of Parkinson's.
* Parkinson's is now known world wide. Because of Michael J. Fox.
* Michael J Fox always looks like he's on a pogo stick because of Parkinson's.
* Because of Parkinson's nobody will ever be able to tell if Michael J Fox is being electrocuted.



*Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J Fox beat the world record for DDR while waiting in line for skeetball. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J Fox can never draw anything epic on an Etch-a-Sketch. Because of Parknison's

*Michael J Fox is no match for furry porn. Because of Parkinson's.

*michael j. fox's polaroids develop more quickly, because of parkinsons

*Michael J. Fox is the only force on Earth that can cancel out an earthquake. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J Fox is unaffected by turbulance on an airplane. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J. Fox can vibrate through solid matter, because of parkinsons

*Michael J. Fox is the only man who can properly do the elecric slide. because of parkinsons

*Michal J Fox wrote an autobiography called What's Shaking. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J. Fox cannot be killed by conventional weapons. becasue of parkinson's

*Michael J Fox's shit comes out crimped. Because of Parkinson's.

*Micheal J. Fox once shook his own baby to death and then back to life, because of Parkinsons.

*Shake n Bake is just normal baked chicken to Micheal J. Fox. Because he has Parkinson's.

*Micheal J Fox's controller doesn't rumble pack . because of parkinson's

*Michael J Fox secretly does all the riffs for DragonForce. Because of Parkinson's.

*Michael J Fox cannot pass through an intricate deadly laser grid. Because of Parkinson's.

*Michael J Fox can outbox Chuck Norris Because of Parkinson's

*Michael J. Fox can do a barrel roll without pressing any buttons. Because of Parkinsons.

*If Michael J. Fox is holding a mobile phone and it vibrates, the phone will explode. Because of Parkinson's

*Michael J Fox Can never reclaim his throne of World Jenga Champion. Because of Parkinsons

*Michael J. Fox can't stop when it's hammertime. Because of Parkinson's.

*michael j. fox has proven the female orgasm. because of parkinsons

*When Michael J. Fox hands you a christmas present you need not shake it, because of parkinson's

*Michael J. Fox always wins every silent auction. Because of Parkinsons.

*Michael J. Fox once tried to put an end to his misery, but emptied the clip before he could get the gun to his head. Because of Parkinson's

*Michael J. Fox hates Jesus. Because of Parkinson's.

*Michael J Fox is considered one of the best tambourine players. Because of Parkinson's.

*Michael J Fox is the world's best Pocket Pikachu owner. Because of Parkinson's.

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i had to... my gods... i laughed so hard...