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adventures with booze!
17 years ago
So last night, I was like:
*bottle of Smirnoff in both hands, empty bottles of Smirnoff everywhere and a finished bottle of Jack over there*
This morning, I am like:
*puts on sunglasses*
I felt like getting drunk so badly last night, I don't work the next couple days. I've been really good, too, I can't remember the last time I got drunk. It's cuzza work.
But I was alone (for the first time in like.. decades) and I was celebrating with Loki, my aunt's retarded dog Cleo and Ergo. I know I watched The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack and it actually scared the shit out of me. I can't remember what was going on, something with a mechanical geenie... but... I DUNNO. And the intro for the Tharsday thing of Cartoon Network is fucking trippy, 'specially if you haven't seen it before and you're drunkish.
I wasn't that drunk at that point, but later on, I know I took Loki for his nightly walk, but I can't remember it at all. I know I talked to her lady about her dog and I was trying to act sober... uuurrrg.
Then I was online at some point, and FurAffinity is hilarious. XD
Today, I've got my first hangover! Awww, it's so cute! Not really. D: (I promise I won't make posts like this in the future, but I've just began to experiment with alcohol. Like... for a couple months now. I'm of age, psha.)
I was soooo hoping
internetchild would get online last night, but I only saw him for like one second.
Oh, for all the hardcore digital painters out there, what programs do you use to paint? I've tried doing paintings in Photoshop, but the brushes or something isn't the same as it is in other programs...
*bottle of Smirnoff in both hands, empty bottles of Smirnoff everywhere and a finished bottle of Jack over there*
This morning, I am like:
*puts on sunglasses*
I felt like getting drunk so badly last night, I don't work the next couple days. I've been really good, too, I can't remember the last time I got drunk. It's cuzza work.
But I was alone (for the first time in like.. decades) and I was celebrating with Loki, my aunt's retarded dog Cleo and Ergo. I know I watched The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack and it actually scared the shit out of me. I can't remember what was going on, something with a mechanical geenie... but... I DUNNO. And the intro for the Tharsday thing of Cartoon Network is fucking trippy, 'specially if you haven't seen it before and you're drunkish.
I wasn't that drunk at that point, but later on, I know I took Loki for his nightly walk, but I can't remember it at all. I know I talked to her lady about her dog and I was trying to act sober... uuurrrg.
Then I was online at some point, and FurAffinity is hilarious. XD
Today, I've got my first hangover! Awww, it's so cute! Not really. D: (I promise I won't make posts like this in the future, but I've just began to experiment with alcohol. Like... for a couple months now. I'm of age, psha.)
I was soooo hoping
internetchild would get online last night, but I only saw him for like one second.Oh, for all the hardcore digital painters out there, what programs do you use to paint? I've tried doing paintings in Photoshop, but the brushes or something isn't the same as it is in other programs...
Or Adobe Illustrator is also effective.
How much does Paintshop Pro usually run?
>.O I don't know, I've got a bootleg copy somewhere. o.o
Heheheheee!
Adventures with alcohol are very fun though. I plan to have some this weekend, celebrating moving into our new house. x3
Aweeessssooome! The boyfriend and I are trying to do that, too! Congrats!!!
It's a great feeling of accomplishment when you finally get a place of your own, I wish you luck on that. <333
Awww, thank you!
-Wake up, groan, go into the bathroom, do whatever needs doing. You know exactly what I mean. Doesn't matter how nasty it gets, next step is getting a shower.
-Shower off, you're probably very uncomfortable and messy at this point and it'll improve your resolve to go to the pharmacy and get...
-1 bottle of Pedisure, a sixer of gatorade, and a box of plain, salted crackers. Go home, choke down the bottle of Pedisure, as much as you can stomach without throwing it back up. Wait 15-20 minutes, sipping on a bottle of gatorade and eating some crackers while you're waiting.
-Finish off the gatorade, which should go down easy, chase it with some crackers. At this point, you'll feel at least 50% better, but keep the gatorade and crackers handy. You'll want to get re-hydrated and replace your electrolytes. The crackers will soak up the alcohol left in your system, because it is there, that's why you're hung over.
All in all, this whole process takes about an hour, but you can skip some steps if you're pressed for time. If you've only got like 15 minutes, get 2 bottles of pedisure and choke then down fast in a shower. You'll be gagging a lot, but try to keep them down. If only you've got five minutes, you're fucked unless you have pedisure lying around. Either way, you're going to stink like booze and possibly vomit, so you might just want to call in sick.
Booze, however, is nothing like a good old fashion opium-laced painkiller. Sweet, smooth high; you love everything and no hangover in the morning. Just a little cottonmouth, but whatever. Drink some water, big flip.
Don't get all hoity toity with me if you think that crosses some line. Alcohol is a hell of a lot worse for you in every fucking way than any opiate. >: (
This will probably end up on Something Awful.