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19 years ago
Poached from Duo 'cause I love these things.
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Anyone in particular? Sure.
2. Do they know it?: Yeah, okay, let's pretend they do.
3. Simple or complicated?: Complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Only wit' yo' moms, bitch :(
5. Bought something: Yeah. Lots of lube.
6. Gotten sick?: Mmmmmmmhm.
7. Been hugged?: Yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: That's my dayjob, actually.
9. Talked to an ex: No. They're all dead....
10. Missed someone: Surely.
11. Failed a test: Only if life counts!
13. Danced: Yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: I cut my hair myself about two months ago.
15. Lied: I'm not wearing any panties.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Compulsive smoker, caffeine consumer, footpawtapper... I stick my tongue out a little when I'm concentrating.
17. Are you double jointed?: No, I wasn't blessed with an autofellate button.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Sure.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Only the left one, apparently.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: I don't see the point. I ruffle it to unsettle anything ebil, but I'm just gonna' crawl back into it later and mess it up again.
22. Do you think you are unique?: Only if you're taking the third nipple into account. And the fourth one.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": Yeah.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Always on my birthday.
25. Smoked?: Less of a 'have-you-ever' more of 'Dear-God-you're-the-guy-from-The-X-Files!1'
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup. It never came.
27. Snuck out?: Once or twice. All the time when I was about 14.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: I used to. I should do that more often.
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: All the time.
30. Do you ever spit?: No, I always swallow? Is that what you want to hear? :)
31. You cook your own food?: No, I have a personal chef...
32. You do your own chores?: Yup.
33. You like beef jerky?: No. 'cause we don't call it jerky here and ours is better anyways.
35. You're happy with your life?: You know, I prefer to not ask myself that question. I like being too busy to think about it.
36. You own a dog?: Used to.
37. You spend your money wisely?: Never. Buying friends a round over a game of pool is more important to me than saving to buy a mansion. Maybe money isn't the root of all ebil, but I've seen people invest their happiness in their material wealth only to lose all that happiness when they money's gone. Ain't worth it.
38. Do you like to swim?: Love it.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: Funny... They all seem to be dying on me. I've still goy my best friend, Michael.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: I grow roses.
42. Gray or black?: Grey
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black & White.
44. Lust or love?: Both. Pretending they're always separate things would be foolish.
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Either. Twilight's my favourite time of day.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Don't like sweet stuff.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: I stay up real late so I can wake up real early and that's just how I am.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold.
50. Winter or Fall?: Autumn. Always been my favourite season.
51. Left or right?: That's just a retarded question. We go where we must.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: Hard to say. I just want to laze about and be adored. And paid for it!
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain. Driving in it is great. Being out in it is even better.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: Sure.
Been Dumped?: Never. Unless you count that one time...
Stolen money from a friend?: Absolutely not.
Slept naked?: I've tried, but I can't really manage it. I sleep in whatever I'm wearing, awkward as it sounds. If I'm drunk enough I'll sleep in my sneakers.
Been in a fist fight?: Meh, when I was younger. Now I'm unofficially Buddhist and abhor violence outside of the martial arts.
Snuck out of your house?: Yes, I said that already.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Do I look like a teenage girl?
Seen someone die?: Close enough. I was the one who found my great-grandmother dead. I don't think I understood what it meant at the time, I don't think I've ever fully understood that death is 'The End'. Part of me wants to believe it's a good thing, but part of me wonders if there's more. If there is then I'm in so much trouble :)
Been on an airplane?: Sure. I like to pretend I'm nervous so the air hostess will give me lots of those little bottles of vodka.
Slept all day?: Though I despise doing so, yes, sometimes you overshoot the mark with the booze and pay the price the next day.
Missed someone so much it hurt?: All the time.
Fallen asleep during school?: By the time I was almost done with highschool my mathematics teacher openly admitted there was no hope of me passing so she let me do what I wanted in class. I slept a lot, doodled, read... I passed math, by the way. Barely.
Been lonely?: Yeah.
Cheated in a game?: Any means necessary.
Been to the ER?: Never been admitted to hospital. I'm really good at not doing stupid shit and failing badly.
Been in a car accident?: Bumps and swipes. Nothing more, but I wasn't driving.
Had detention?: Only once, ever. All that shit I did in highschool, I was way too smart to get caught!
Missed your first love?: ... The first real one. Yes.
Cried yourself to sleep?: Once or twice in my life. I was raised with some fundementals of social etiquette. Don't cry. Don't make a scene. If you must cry then don't let them see you're hurt.
Sung in the shower?: Nope.
Kissed a complete stranger?: Yup.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Often.
Regretted hurting someone?: Too often.
Regretted loving someone?: ... Never.
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- I try to, at least once a day ;)
Sorry had to fix some answers, i read those as ever happen instead of last month.
A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y
1. Do you like anyone?: Anyone in particular? Sure.
2. Do they know it?: Yeah, okay, let's pretend they do.
3. Simple or complicated?: Complicated.
IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Had sex: Only wit' yo' moms, bitch :(
5. Bought something: Yeah. Lots of lube.
6. Gotten sick?: Mmmmmmmhm.
7. Been hugged?: Yeah.
8. Felt stupid?: That's my dayjob, actually.
9. Talked to an ex: No. They're all dead....
10. Missed someone: Surely.
11. Failed a test: Only if life counts!
13. Danced: Yes.
14. Gotten your hair cut?: I cut my hair myself about two months ago.
15. Lied: I'm not wearing any panties.
U N I Q U E
16. Nervous habits?: Compulsive smoker, caffeine consumer, footpawtapper... I stick my tongue out a little when I'm concentrating.
17. Are you double jointed?: No, I wasn't blessed with an autofellate button.
18. Can you roll your tongue?: Sure.
19. Can you raise one eyebrow?: Only the left one, apparently.
20. Can you cross your eyes?: Yup.
21. Do you make your bed daily?: I don't see the point. I ruffle it to unsettle anything ebil, but I'm just gonna' crawl back into it later and mess it up again.
22. Do you think you are unique?: Only if you're taking the third nipple into account. And the fourth one.
H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
23. Said "I Love you": Yeah.
24. Given money to a homeless person: Always on my birthday.
25. Smoked?: Less of a 'have-you-ever' more of 'Dear-God-you're-the-guy-from-The-X-Files!1'
26. Waited all night for a phone call?: Yup. It never came.
27. Snuck out?: Once or twice. All the time when I was about 14.
28. Sat and looked at the stars?: I used to. I should do that more often.
M A N N E R S
29. Do you swear/curse?: All the time.
30. Do you ever spit?: No, I always swallow? Is that what you want to hear? :)
31. You cook your own food?: No, I have a personal chef...
32. You do your own chores?: Yup.
33. You like beef jerky?: No. 'cause we don't call it jerky here and ours is better anyways.
35. You're happy with your life?: You know, I prefer to not ask myself that question. I like being too busy to think about it.
36. You own a dog?: Used to.
37. You spend your money wisely?: Never. Buying friends a round over a game of pool is more important to me than saving to buy a mansion. Maybe money isn't the root of all ebil, but I've seen people invest their happiness in their material wealth only to lose all that happiness when they money's gone. Ain't worth it.
38. Do you like to swim?: Love it.
39. When you get bored do you call a friend: Funny... They all seem to be dying on me. I've still goy my best friend, Michael.
D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
41. Flowers or angels?: I grow roses.
42. Gray or black?: Grey
43. Color or black and white photos?: Black & White.
44. Lust or love?: Both. Pretending they're always separate things would be foolish.
45. Sunrise or sunset?: Either. Twilight's my favourite time of day.
46. M&Ms or Skittles?: Don't like sweet stuff.
48. Staying up late or waking up early?: I stay up real late so I can wake up real early and that's just how I am.
49. Being hot or cold?: Cold.
50. Winter or Fall?: Autumn. Always been my favourite season.
51. Left or right?: That's just a retarded question. We go where we must.
52. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?: Hard to say. I just want to laze about and be adored. And paid for it!
53. Sunshine or rain?: Rain. Driving in it is great. Being out in it is even better.
more have you evers;;
Sleep in a bed of the opposite sex?: Sure.
Been Dumped?: Never. Unless you count that one time...
Stolen money from a friend?: Absolutely not.
Slept naked?: I've tried, but I can't really manage it. I sleep in whatever I'm wearing, awkward as it sounds. If I'm drunk enough I'll sleep in my sneakers.
Been in a fist fight?: Meh, when I was younger. Now I'm unofficially Buddhist and abhor violence outside of the martial arts.
Snuck out of your house?: Yes, I said that already.
Had a crush on a teacher?: Do I look like a teenage girl?
Seen someone die?: Close enough. I was the one who found my great-grandmother dead. I don't think I understood what it meant at the time, I don't think I've ever fully understood that death is 'The End'. Part of me wants to believe it's a good thing, but part of me wonders if there's more. If there is then I'm in so much trouble :)
Been on an airplane?: Sure. I like to pretend I'm nervous so the air hostess will give me lots of those little bottles of vodka.
Slept all day?: Though I despise doing so, yes, sometimes you overshoot the mark with the booze and pay the price the next day.
Missed someone so much it hurt?: All the time.
Fallen asleep during school?: By the time I was almost done with highschool my mathematics teacher openly admitted there was no hope of me passing so she let me do what I wanted in class. I slept a lot, doodled, read... I passed math, by the way. Barely.
Been lonely?: Yeah.
Cheated in a game?: Any means necessary.
Been to the ER?: Never been admitted to hospital. I'm really good at not doing stupid shit and failing badly.
Been in a car accident?: Bumps and swipes. Nothing more, but I wasn't driving.
Had detention?: Only once, ever. All that shit I did in highschool, I was way too smart to get caught!
Missed your first love?: ... The first real one. Yes.
Cried yourself to sleep?: Once or twice in my life. I was raised with some fundementals of social etiquette. Don't cry. Don't make a scene. If you must cry then don't let them see you're hurt.
Sung in the shower?: Nope.
Kissed a complete stranger?: Yup.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Often.
Regretted hurting someone?: Too often.
Regretted loving someone?: ... Never.
I made another meme thingamabob ha ha and heres a bonus question.
(Have you ever done something stupid- I try to, at least once a day ;)
Sorry had to fix some answers, i read those as ever happen instead of last month.
Duo
~duo
tiggy copied me.. mom tiggys actin gay
denim_tiger
~denimtiger
OP
Nuh uh! He started it ;_; He rubbed boobies on me!
