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12 years ago
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Have you ever used ketchup as lube?Once upon a time a dad approached me in the grocery store next to the
cucumbers. He looked at me, smelling my strong musky thighs, and asked me
"How many popcorn kernels can you fit in your urethra?". I smiled, giggled, and even
blushed slightly as the dominant male stood before me asking me the most personal
of questions. I wish that I could have just lunged forward right there and then, locking my fingers
around the cheeks of his tight buttocks and said "The first 30 digits of Pi are 3.141592653589793238462643383279".
With a smug grin he plunged his tongue into my left jean pocket, searching and snaking his slimy
pink muscle through the spare change holder, searching for lint like its his job.
And then we fucked.
The End.
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