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Gersh Dern Foreigners!
12 years ago
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So I thought it was time for a change of journal! That last one was getting all smelly and boring weeks ago.
I'd like to say that now I have my us citizenship certificate, and I'm so glad and happy to have it! It looks like giant money only for living! The American passport is super American. It's pure freedom that I as a bushwacking Australian can't handle.
But I still laugh at your pronunciation.
NOW ONTO MORE EXCITING INTERNET THINGS
It is now 10 days before commissions are open! The opening day is the 7th of June, a commission info video and guide sheet will be released and when that happens, 6 slots will become open for people who nab them first! OOOO SO EXCITED
I'm thinking in the far-ish future sometime in the second half of the year I'm going to start my epic cockpocalypse journey and open up a thing called ADICKTABLES.
Adoptable dicks. For $10. Awesome. Need a dick? Yeah you got one. Don't need one? Two can't hurt. Got 30?
...31 now, motherfucker.
I'm planning on making 1001 of them! Putting them into a big collage of dickery! Now because there's so many to go around at first, you can bide your time but remember, once 1001 is up, you will NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO EVER ADOPT AN EVALION DICK EVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF TIME.
It's also an auction but I doubt people would want to go over $10 unless you haven't taken your pills. It'll be done in sets of 5. Your finger also has 5 fingers specifically designed for convient remembrance of this number.
IN OTHER NEWS
Got some cool collabs coming up soon, one with
and another with 
Vore house pages are being made a lot!
And I also have a 'special' project that I won't be unveiling till around the end of next month.
TILL THEN, I love your teeth today, you did a really good job brushing them man/gurl, don't think we didn't notice that because we did. You keep that up pretty soon you'll be walking those red carpets and doing those breakfast serial box photos. We have faith in you kid. You're gonna go far.
I'd like to say that now I have my us citizenship certificate, and I'm so glad and happy to have it! It looks like giant money only for living! The American passport is super American. It's pure freedom that I as a bushwacking Australian can't handle.
But I still laugh at your pronunciation.
NOW ONTO MORE EXCITING INTERNET THINGS
It is now 10 days before commissions are open! The opening day is the 7th of June, a commission info video and guide sheet will be released and when that happens, 6 slots will become open for people who nab them first! OOOO SO EXCITED
I'm thinking in the far-ish future sometime in the second half of the year I'm going to start my epic cockpocalypse journey and open up a thing called ADICKTABLES.
Adoptable dicks. For $10. Awesome. Need a dick? Yeah you got one. Don't need one? Two can't hurt. Got 30?
...31 now, motherfucker.
I'm planning on making 1001 of them! Putting them into a big collage of dickery! Now because there's so many to go around at first, you can bide your time but remember, once 1001 is up, you will NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO EVER ADOPT AN EVALION DICK EVER AGAIN FOR THE REST OF TIME.
It's also an auction but I doubt people would want to go over $10 unless you haven't taken your pills. It'll be done in sets of 5. Your finger also has 5 fingers specifically designed for convient remembrance of this number.
IN OTHER NEWS
Got some cool collabs coming up soon, one with
and another with 
Vore house pages are being made a lot!
And I also have a 'special' project that I won't be unveiling till around the end of next month.
TILL THEN, I love your teeth today, you did a really good job brushing them man/gurl, don't think we didn't notice that because we did. You keep that up pretty soon you'll be walking those red carpets and doing those breakfast serial box photos. We have faith in you kid. You're gonna go far.
(Not really)
Also that is a lot of dicks.
can we expect you anytime soon?
Ironically, I'm trying to see about getting a Holden Crewman over here.