[7:44:36 PM] Blu Abyss: MORE GROG WENCH!
[7:44:37 PM] Blu Abyss: >:C
[7:45:10 PM] Xaenyth: WHAT
[7:45:18 PM] Xaenyth: I DONT SERVE THAT CHEAP LIQUID
[7:45:30 PM] Blu Abyss: I SAID MORE GROG YOU TAVERN WENCH!
[7:45:45 PM] Blu Abyss: Or dost though face needeth mein slappings?
[7:46:28 PM] Xaenyth: FINE ill get some more of that gross drink >:V but thats the last ull get for tonight pal
[7:47:23 PM] Blu Abyss: Ha!You shalt serve mein drinks all night wench.For I have the thirst of a MAN.Which you inferior creatures woudst understand.HUZZAH!-raises a glass to random warmongers in a cheer-
[7:48:10 PM] Blu Abyss: Now go back to thine kitchen and cooketh me a meal fit for a king skag.
[7:48:41 PM] Blu Abyss: (I dont know why I got off work and wanted to talk like a medieval chump xD)
[7:49:24 PM] Xaenyth: >~>.. ~stomps her way into kitchen~
~comes back 10 mins later with a keg of grog over her shoulders and places plate of steak on table~
[7:49:49 PM] Xaenyth: HERE, YOUR MAJESTY~! I HOPE U ENJOY THY DRINK~! ~SPILLS THE FUCKING KEG OVER UR FACE~! D8<
[7:50:18 PM] Xaenyth: that would be 576 Dosh
[7:50:20 PM] Xaenyth: >n>
[7:51:14 PM] Blu Abyss: WENCH!IF YOUR SERVICE WERE AS GOOD AS THINE MOUTH I WOULDST HAVE BOTH A ROAST IN MEIN BELLY AND A HEAD ON MEIN COCK! >:U
[7:51:57 PM] Blu Abyss: Now thine must pay the troll toll or be'th stuck within thine boys soul.-Points to a small child in the back-
[7:52:25 PM] Xaenyth: [chuckles XD... what? im sorry i barely understand english ; w ;
[7:54:03 PM] Blu Abyss: -Causes a ruckus and starts destroying the tavern with the random marauders.-
[7:56:00 PM | Edited 7:56:13 PM] Xaenyth: Xaenyth hides under table ; w ; hoping she wont get fired again-- if the tavern makes it in one piece till the next day that is ; w ;
[7:57:08 PM] Blu Abyss: -tavern is left in shambles and urine after the days end and the young heroes departed on another quest for another tavern fight.Setting off into the setting sun-
[7:59:41 PM | Edited 8:00:11 PM] Xaenyth: < CONGRATULATIONS, UR BRAVERY HAS EARNED U SOME KEGS OF STRONG DRINKS , 200 DOSH AND -50 REPUTATION TOWARDS THE CITY
<U ALSO GOT A NEW REQUEST FROM SOMEONE WANTING TO JOIN UR PARTY : Xaenyth The Shark, Lvl 9 unknown class, shes cute--err SMOKING HOT---, so shes got an aura of inspiration to buff ur party with +10 on all their stats!
[8:01:21 PM] Blu Abyss: Dos't erection count as a stat?
[8:01:53 PM] Xaenyth: it fits under the Stamina , so yesh.
[8:02:18 PM] Xaenyth: shes capable of increase ur party erection by 10
[8:03:02 PM] Blu Abyss: ew...I dont want to hang out in a band of warriors that all have erections
[8:03:10 PM] Blu Abyss: I'll have to think on this
[8:05:07 PM] Xaenyth: ...kick all ur members and stay with the chick?
[8:05:08 PM] Xaenyth: ; w ;
[8:05:26 PM] Blu Abyss: If you can assassinate them
[8:05:29 PM] Blu Abyss: then you can join me
[8:05:30 PM] Blu Abyss: >:U
[8:05:38 PM] Xaenyth: ...
[8:05:39 PM] Blu Abyss: But until then...You're just a scallywag
[8:05:41 PM] Xaenyth: ill need a night
[8:06:26 PM] Xaenyth: < and then xae fucked every single member of ur crew on a single night, killing em after the wild raunchy sex :V
[8:06:47 PM] Xaenyth: except the little boy. she just ate him
[8:07:22 PM] Blu Abyss: -The mighty Shmoo stood atop a hill staring off at the campsite.Stroking where a mustache SHOULD be.-
[8:09:19 PM] Xaenyth: Xaenyth walks up the hill, standing in front of the mighty shmoo, all filled with stinky cum and blood, the blood of ur members smelled more than the cum so it was K , she kneeled in front of you "i have performed thy tast mighty shmoo, every single men, slain gruesomely by my own hands... and teeth >,>
[8:09:50 PM] Xaenyth: can i get some shower now ; w ; i feel a bit dirty~
[8:10:10 PM] Blu Abyss: Did I tell you the story of what became of mein lord father...?
[8:10:41 PM] Xaenyth: 0 , 0... n--nuh.. you have not.
[8:12:06 PM] Blu Abyss: -staring off into the moonlight as he told his tale of woe-It was a dark night...just like this one when my father was slain by the wizard...Legend has it the wizard of lake Hawaiian punch has the power to take away whats most precious to you...That night not only did he take my lord father away from me...
[8:12:11 PM] Blu Abyss: But he took away...
[8:12:16 PM] Blu Abyss: MY MOUSTACHE!
[8:12:37 PM] Blu Abyss: Now I am cursed!NEVER to grow a mustache again...
[8:13:31 PM] Xaenyth: Xaenyth covers her mouth gasping silently taking a few steps back and falling on one of her knees not being able to witstand such terrible new @,@
[8:14:16 PM] Blu Abyss: You take on this quest and you too shall hold my burden..
[8:14:23 PM] Blu Abyss: The burden of mustachelessness
[8:15:22 PM] Xaenyth: @,@ this is-- too muc-- ~LOOKS INTO THE MOON AND NODS SURE OF HERSELF~ I CAN DO THIS! >:I
[8:15:24 PM] Blu Abyss: Tis only the task of the chosen one that can defeat the wizard...A man whom is immune to the curse..I am not that person..But I shalt find him.
[8:15:34 PM] Blu Abyss: And with that!KILL THE WIZARD!
[8:16:30 PM] Xaenyth: ...why not just let me deal with him o u o;
i dont even have hair at all
[8:16:39 PM] Xaenyth: Xaenyth pulls off her hair wig "this is a wig~"
[8:16:52 PM] Xaenyth: wait-- my bad.. i got it wrong
[8:16:56 PM] Xaenyth: lemme rephraze~
[8:17:04 PM] Xaenyth: ALLOW ME TO TAKE ON THIS QUEST MY LORD
[8:17:10 PM] Xaenyth: I AM A VERY HAIRY SHARK GIRL
[8:17:20 PM] Blu Abyss: YES!INDEED THE HAIRIEST!
[8:17:21 PM] Xaenyth: MY GROIN IS FILLED WITH THE MOST WILD OF HAIR
[8:18:23 PM] Blu Abyss: THEN LET US DEPART!LET OUR PASSIONATE DREAMS CARRY US INTO THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUS MUSTACHENESS!
[8:18:27 PM] Blu Abyss: HUZZAH!
[8:18:33 PM] Blu Abyss: -aways-
[8:18:34 PM] Blu Abyss: o:
[8:18:54 PM] Xaenyth: < and then xae died 2 days later cuz of herpes or some sexual disease she got from one of ur members :V
[8:20:20 PM] Blu Abyss: She smells...of both semen and death...
[8:20:59 PM] Xaenyth: thats how righteous warriors are suposed to smell
[8:21:11 PM] Blu Abyss: No they aren't! xD
[8:21:32 PM] Blu Abyss: And thats the tale of why you dont take fish out of water
[8:21:33 PM] Blu Abyss: o:
[8:21:48 PM] Xaenyth: 0 , 0';
[8:21:49 PM] Blu Abyss: And THATS why you're not allowed to go to the ball cinderella
[8:22:01 PM] Xaenyth: o x o...