1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? I'm a virgin in the truest sense of the word, so...masturbation.
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. genitals (duh), neck/throat, ankles, wrists, chest
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? i'm not a dude, so...no
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? umm... no?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? both
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? doesn't hurt
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? sorta
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? kinda. then again, i'm a chick. don't get a lot of gratification from giving a handjob.
9. Do you like having your balls touched? well, since i don't have any, no
10. Do you like having your nipples touched? yes
11. Do you like having your anus touched? NO
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? NO THANK YOU
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? ^////^ yes
14. Do you have any kinks? who doesn't? i'll be doing another journal about those
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? yes...
16. Do you pee in the shower? nope
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? i would if i had one of those amazing detachable showerheads
18. Have you had sex in the shower? nope
19. Do you like being naked? not really, actually.
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? i used to
21. Have you ever skinny dipped? nope
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude? i don't do odd things while naked O_o
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? nope
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? not really
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? sorta...
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? nope
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? yes. that's my business, and only mine
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? nope
29. How many sexual partners have you had? four
30. How often do you masturbate? pretty much every night
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? i was a freshman in high school. so... fifteen-ish? i think? and it just kind of happened, i don't really remember how
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? either laying in bed or sitting in my computer chair
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. nuh-uh, that's for me to know and you to never find out
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? either stories or videos
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? yep.
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? "OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD"
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? my female friends and i compare boobs.
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? just panties or sometimes boxers
39. Do you ever go commando? occasionally, if it's laundry day and i have no clean underwear
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? wet dream: yes, several. i've never reached orgasm in my sleep though
41. How big is your penis? I DONT HAVE ONE
42. Does your penis curve at all? NO
43. Which testicle hangs lower? NEITHER
44. How big are your breasts? D-ish. maybe almost DD
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? short....even....
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? medium sized?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? I DONT HAVE A PENIS
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care? ehh, i find them weird
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? i like my boobs, on good days. some days i just want to get a double mastectomy.
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? i do appreciate a nice dick. though if i think about it too much i get weirded out
51. Do you like the way your genitals look? not really
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? yes...?
53. Do you like your butt? nope
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? nothing, i'll probably do something with it when i'm actually sexually active
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? i hate it when guys have a lot down there. blech.
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? NOPE
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? no, but i do like a small prince albert on a guy.
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? seven minutes, if memory serves correctly
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? yep
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session? i don't know, and never had sex
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)? six orgasms in one day. i was sore for a week. totally worth it though
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? full-body, usually
63. Spit or swallow? swallow, unless the guy's particularly bitter or strong-tasting
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? neither
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? i've REALLY gotta be in the mood for it to be hot
66. Do you "squirt?" nope
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? um no.
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? i've given a boobjob.
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? nope
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you? yep ^///^ well, not sex, but there was fondling and grinding and such
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? yep
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? three
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated? weirdest place i've ever fooled around in was at this aircraft museum, and behind the baseball dugout at school
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? yep
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex? not when masturbating, but if it's someone else touching me yes
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? o///o yes
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? not really
78. Do you own any sex toys? not yet :'(
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? yes. i have these small polished stone eggs that i use
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? i have never felt either
81. What are your favorite positions? missionary, i guess. that's what i like in porn the most
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? hmm...i dunno
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner? never had one
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? i've seriously bruised down there in a bicycle crash, the bike stopped and i didn't, and i hit the vertical part where the handlebars connect to the frame
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? nope
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? i've had a UTI. most pain i've ever been in.
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? nope
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? pretty familiar
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? i dunno
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? yep.
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? nope
92. Have you have phone sex? yes. once.
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. pee standing up, jack off, hump a pillow (i'm weird, okay?), get a blowjob, and i don't know what else.
94. What's something you like about your body? my wrists? is that weird? i have nice wrists. they're not too bony, or chubby
95. What's something you dislike about your body? i am chubby, at 206 pounds.
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? shoulders, collarbones, hip bones, that "v" you get on nicely toned guys
97. What was your most recent sexual thought? does "penises are really weird" count?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? yep
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? today. in the shower.
100. Do you often imagine people naked? not really