When I was in college finding such things during my quarterly room clean-up was quite common (and gross ahahahaahh uugh)
I'm a lot cleaner now.

A couple years back I remember finding a chicken bone.


nastah

Teach me the ways of clean

That's the nature that is birds.

I can change!

NO YOU CANT. ITS A BIRD THING.

pop that shit in the toaster, 46 day rule

When was the last time I cleaned my nest?

I'm not sure if its been more than 46 or not... HMMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU0GYSA1POs

We have suger ants

What flavor???

At one point...it was strawberry

now I'd say a strong taste of stale and a hint of mold. probably.

DONT TASTE IT XD

Maybe your past self left that as a present for you to find. I know I've done that before.

My past self always does that... usually in forms of chores or last minute school work

It must just be a bird thing. I'm horrible about cleanliness too

I knew a guy who found a McDonald's fish sandwich under the seat in his car and he ate it.

*vomits*

Omg ew

Its gross enough being a Mc'Ds fish sandwich! But then... age... car seat???? UHG

I was sick for him omg :C

They've done a bunch of experiments where they leave McDonald's food out and it doesn't rot. Flies don't go on it, mold can't live on it, etc. I know it's usually burgers but I wonder if the same applies to the McFish. o.O

am I the only one with a solution here http://www.yourbizvids.com/view_vid.....c645fd57a27fc7

I would crie

I would eat the pop tart

Its a good thing for you that poptarts are made out of non-organic, non-biodegradable polymers and space age plastics.

Omg your icon.

*cries deeply*

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Gotta let the people know. Enjoy your breakfast.

But you still ate it, though, right?

I found 3 Chalupas under my bed 3 days ago.

I haven't been to Taco Bell in 4 months.

Niiiiice! What a find!

XD I usually find hard candies in bags... or popcorn! :D
but never complete food xD ahahaha

Don't be too hard on yourself! I'm pretty sure poptarts are naturally occurring and can grow anywhere at any time. (at least I'd like to pretend this because let's be real that would be awesome)

Perfect response.

I cleaned my room and found an old puffy ami yumi toy, it was the best day ever

I'm pretty clean about foodstuffs but the house gets pretty cluttered because I'm never there to clean it.

A few weeks ago, I had some time off and took the living room apart to deep clean. Found, behind the couch, a little cat cave of stolen treasures. It was full of pens, colored pencils, and regular pencils, plus my gummy eraser and the colorless blender for my markers(KITTY MA ART SUPPLIES?! D: ), about 20 hair ties, some loose Cheetos and popcorn, a cracker, three batteries, an MP3 player, about a dozen guitar picks, the key to Aaron's motorcycle, a handful of bottle caps, a small concentration camp of sparkle mice, a small cardboard box (HOW?!), three fuzzy pipe cleaners, and a magic bullet vibrator (not mine, WTF cat).


So. Not just birds. XD

3 hrs later:

"....I gonna eat that poptart"

HEY you didn't center your journal text!

IS THIS REALLY EILAVUE

Don't question me...