Anorexia
[x] You hate your body.
[] You have starved yourself.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You need to be skinnier.
[] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
[x] You skip at least one meal a day.
[] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion
Total: 4

ADHD
[] You are hyper most of the time.
[] You barely pay attention to anything.
[x] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[x] You seem to never sit still.
[] You talk all the time.
[x] You need attention 24/7.
[] You aren't very shy.
Total: 3

Bipolar Disorder
[x] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[x] You are very irritable.
[] You barely get any or no sleep.
[] You have very high self esteem at times.
[x] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 4

Bulimia Nervosa
[] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[] You have little control over how you eat.
[] You use laxatives.
[x] You eat fast.
[] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 1

Conduct Disorder
[] You are a bully.
[] You threaten other people.
[] You often find yourself in fights.
[x] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[] You have raped/molested someone.
[] You destroy property on purpose.
[] You always lie.
[] You've stayed out all night.
[] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 1

Depression
[x] You are always, or normally, feel sad.
[] You always, or normally, are crying.
[x] You find no hope in your future.
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[x] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[] You are anti-social.
[x] You have low self esteem.
[] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[x] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 6

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[x] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[x] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[] You have harmed yourself.
[] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[x] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 3

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex.
[] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should. (sometimes)
[x] You are very shy.
[] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 5

Overall total: 27

0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems. You might need to see a therapist.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW

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