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If you met yourself from 3 years before meme.
17 years ago
Okay, so Lets say you somehow got back in time and had an hour to spend with your former self from 3 years ago. It doesn't mess up the time continuum it just creates a different reality.
What would you do, had you an hour to sit and talk, what would you say, what would you tell, what would you leave out?
Well, Honestly this is what would happen:
P.C. = Present Christian
3.C. = 3 years ago Christian
P.C.: Hi, you are probably wondering a lot huh?
3.C.: well yeah theres- OW WHAT THE FUCK!?
P.C.: SIT DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP
3.C.: WHAT THE HELL!?! -OW STOP IT!
P.C.: Then SHUT it!
3.C.: .....
P.C.: First off, stop being an angst filled Emo bitch, DO your homework, and stop telling people about your heart!
3.C.: But what happens if-
P.C.: SHUT IT!
3.C.: ...
P.C.: Now, your life is going to be rocky, but the whole OH YAY manipulation control other people thing, though extremely entertaining and fun, dont do it to the people you love.
3.C.: DUDE I GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
P.C.: ..... Lets just say you work off some wait and use your tongue to become something of a Casanova when it comes to certain situations.
3.C.: that sounds dirty
P.C.: It wasn't meant to be but that works too, ALSO get that fucking BELL off your neck, your not gay, stop acting like it.
3.C.: k...
P.C.: Also, and this is DIRELY important, have our dad move to CALIFORNIA, or PALATINE NOT MASSACHUSETTS
3.C: what why?
P.C.: Horrible Unspeakable things
3.C: ... okay
P.C.: Oh, and keep learning about computers and for the love of god stop wasting your money on girlfriends, most of them are arrogant self loving assholes with only themselves on the brain, oh and NEVER EVER date someone that has a lot of friends, we don't work well with Jealousy. and most importantly, NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER give up on life, obviously they come up with a cure for our heart issue its pretty sweat, I'm technically a Biomechanically Enhanced Humanoid. You'll get these nanotech machines in your heart the whole process is really cool, but painful, and oh and make sure to meet people in the furry fandom and stop being such a reclusive dick get out and have fun. Oh, and buy a ps3 sooner.
3.C.: THEY MAKE A PS3?!
P.C.: Dude, they made a movie about ironman that DIDNT suck balls
3.C.: DUDE QUESTION did they ever redo spawn man!?
P.C.: No... but they are making a Dragonball and Metal Gear movie
3.C.: Sweet!
P.C.: okay I got very little time to build your character and Im sorry i have to do this but I have to kick your... my... ass!
3.C.: What no!? -SHIT OWW
<50 minutes later>
P.C.: KTHANKSBYE
What would you do, had you an hour to sit and talk, what would you say, what would you tell, what would you leave out?
Well, Honestly this is what would happen:
P.C. = Present Christian
3.C. = 3 years ago Christian
P.C.: Hi, you are probably wondering a lot huh?
3.C.: well yeah theres- OW WHAT THE FUCK!?
P.C.: SIT DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP
3.C.: WHAT THE HELL!?! -OW STOP IT!
P.C.: Then SHUT it!
3.C.: .....
P.C.: First off, stop being an angst filled Emo bitch, DO your homework, and stop telling people about your heart!
3.C.: But what happens if-
P.C.: SHUT IT!
3.C.: ...
P.C.: Now, your life is going to be rocky, but the whole OH YAY manipulation control other people thing, though extremely entertaining and fun, dont do it to the people you love.
3.C.: DUDE I GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND
P.C.: ..... Lets just say you work off some wait and use your tongue to become something of a Casanova when it comes to certain situations.
3.C.: that sounds dirty
P.C.: It wasn't meant to be but that works too, ALSO get that fucking BELL off your neck, your not gay, stop acting like it.
3.C.: k...
P.C.: Also, and this is DIRELY important, have our dad move to CALIFORNIA, or PALATINE NOT MASSACHUSETTS
3.C: what why?
P.C.: Horrible Unspeakable things
3.C: ... okay
P.C.: Oh, and keep learning about computers and for the love of god stop wasting your money on girlfriends, most of them are arrogant self loving assholes with only themselves on the brain, oh and NEVER EVER date someone that has a lot of friends, we don't work well with Jealousy. and most importantly, NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER give up on life, obviously they come up with a cure for our heart issue its pretty sweat, I'm technically a Biomechanically Enhanced Humanoid. You'll get these nanotech machines in your heart the whole process is really cool, but painful, and oh and make sure to meet people in the furry fandom and stop being such a reclusive dick get out and have fun. Oh, and buy a ps3 sooner.
3.C.: THEY MAKE A PS3?!
P.C.: Dude, they made a movie about ironman that DIDNT suck balls
3.C.: DUDE QUESTION did they ever redo spawn man!?
P.C.: No... but they are making a Dragonball and Metal Gear movie
3.C.: Sweet!
P.C.: okay I got very little time to build your character and Im sorry i have to do this but I have to kick your... my... ass!
3.C.: What no!? -SHIT OWW
<50 minutes later>
P.C.: KTHANKSBYE
btw this is rly funny...
....mmm i need to buy the ps3