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Speed Bumps - Short for "FUCK YO' CAR BOTTOM UP!"
17 years ago
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Oak-kay. So. Distracted again. But it's for a good reason this time. It's called Yggdra Union.
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
...
You can tell it's worth the investment of the time I should be spending on my writing because it's hard to pronounce.
In other news, I recently dragged Thumper out to see "Burn After Reading". She thought it was absolutely horrid while I thought that after the build-up of the plot, the rest was some witty, smart stuff.
Then again she thought "Pineapple Express" was absolute genius while I thought it was retarded. A couple of stoners bumbling around, bickering like a damn married couple with a bit of gun play? Yeah, that's a good night out right there.
I'm aware I'm bitter. I just don't understand the joke that everyone else in my age group does. A conversation at Johnny's party slows then someone quotes a line from that bumble fuck movie, a chorus of laughter and good 'ol Distiller stands there with that goofy, "What the fuck are they laughing about?" uncertain smile on his face.
And then I'M the fucking weird one? Because I don't understand why James Franco playing a stoner is funny?
Well I'm not the one with the burnt down house now, am I Johnny!? Who's living on the street because he called Distiller "WEIRD", Johnny!? Well, you fatherless BASTARD!? HUH!?
Ugh, Ineedtolaydown. :/
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
...
You can tell it's worth the investment of the time I should be spending on my writing because it's hard to pronounce.
In other news, I recently dragged Thumper out to see "Burn After Reading". She thought it was absolutely horrid while I thought that after the build-up of the plot, the rest was some witty, smart stuff.
Then again she thought "Pineapple Express" was absolute genius while I thought it was retarded. A couple of stoners bumbling around, bickering like a damn married couple with a bit of gun play? Yeah, that's a good night out right there.
I'm aware I'm bitter. I just don't understand the joke that everyone else in my age group does. A conversation at Johnny's party slows then someone quotes a line from that bumble fuck movie, a chorus of laughter and good 'ol Distiller stands there with that goofy, "What the fuck are they laughing about?" uncertain smile on his face.
And then I'M the fucking weird one? Because I don't understand why James Franco playing a stoner is funny?
Well I'm not the one with the burnt down house now, am I Johnny!? Who's living on the street because he called Distiller "WEIRD", Johnny!? Well, you fatherless BASTARD!? HUH!?
Ugh, Ineedtolaydown. :/
