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EPIC VIX!! :my dedication to you!
17 years ago
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DON'T WORRY SHE ISN'T DEAD EITHER!
This journal is for my (choose 3 words from list: crazy, mental, bouncy, OTT, nutty, Fruitloop, cookie, mint with a hole, barking, queen of yiff) friend Vix, and is a reply to her dedication to me
Epic Vix quotes! the crazy stuff you say:
"Gaviscon. Have a man squirt white stuff out of his hose down your throat"
"Deep throat Mickey Mouse!"
Adding "in a kinky way" to every sentence
"Panda's make me horny" (don't know if that was me or you who said that)
"its like trying to fill the albert hall with one balloon"- insult to stupid road user
"Mars bars are ribbed!"-WTF
" you have loose Bacon strips"
~*~
Stuff that turns vix ON!! Stop Fucking telling me these I shouldn't know!
Skritches- Never under any circumstances attempt this unless your name begins with A and ends in A
Being tied up- Ok I can see this one
Mars bars- MMMMK
Toblerone- ouch!
PAWJOBS!- well fair enough,m but remind me never to let you face paw me again
phone left on vibrate near... Areas- BUZZ!
Dry threesome on top of a bridge?- Oh yes peopl that did actually happen, but nothing acctually happend we got honked at by a boat but that was it!
Be warned the list will grow
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My Best Foxy Mate
Somone who makes getting up in the morning worth while. I'll miss all that randomness when I'm across the pond, Vice versa on the make this year as fun as possible, and even when I'm far away My ears are ready for a news, problems, epic jokes or what ever.
When I'm out there you and Azra so have to come and visit. come out for Christmas on the beach! that would rock
P.s. Tescos this lunch?
This journal is for my (choose 3 words from list: crazy, mental, bouncy, OTT, nutty, Fruitloop, cookie, mint with a hole, barking, queen of yiff) friend Vix, and is a reply to her dedication to me
Epic Vix quotes! the crazy stuff you say:
"Gaviscon. Have a man squirt white stuff out of his hose down your throat"
"Deep throat Mickey Mouse!"
Adding "in a kinky way" to every sentence
"Panda's make me horny" (don't know if that was me or you who said that)
"its like trying to fill the albert hall with one balloon"- insult to stupid road user
"Mars bars are ribbed!"-WTF
" you have loose Bacon strips"
~*~
Stuff that turns vix ON!! Stop Fucking telling me these I shouldn't know!
Skritches- Never under any circumstances attempt this unless your name begins with A and ends in A
Being tied up- Ok I can see this one
Mars bars- MMMMK
Toblerone- ouch!
PAWJOBS!- well fair enough,m but remind me never to let you face paw me again
phone left on vibrate near... Areas- BUZZ!
Dry threesome on top of a bridge?- Oh yes peopl that did actually happen, but nothing acctually happend we got honked at by a boat but that was it!
Be warned the list will grow
~*~
My Best Foxy Mate
Somone who makes getting up in the morning worth while. I'll miss all that randomness when I'm across the pond, Vice versa on the make this year as fun as possible, and even when I'm far away My ears are ready for a news, problems, epic jokes or what ever.
When I'm out there you and Azra so have to come and visit. come out for Christmas on the beach! that would rock
P.s. Tescos this lunch?
Who can forget that epic Mickey Mouse quote? I thought Midnight was gonna fall over when I yelled that at him!
*huggles* Thanks my short snouted buddy x