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E3 Conferances: THE RECOKENING
12 years ago
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Okay where start? As a massive dweeb I feel a duty to look at these conferances and share my thoughts so you can ignore them.
First up MICROSOFT. You Poor, sad fools.
Good parts: The 360 has more exclusives announced right now then the PS4
Bad Parts: most of them are bland looking and uninteresting.
Well they started out strong with the reveal Metal Gear SOlid V would be on the Xbone! Huzzah! However it's on the PS4 and the Seventh gen consoles too so meh.
A New Killer Instinct? COOL! I'd jump ship to the Xbone this gen if it wasn't the Xbone. Microsoft alo runs the risk of cocking up, especially since Rare is a shadow of her former glory. Really I expect all the talent hopefully left rather then bey the sad, pathetic thing it is now.
Ryse; Son of Rome: It looks good graphically but it looks like plays like CoD and GoW got drunk one night and had offsrping. Offspring with so many goddamn QTEs I could feel myself start to puke.
Titan fall: Looks cool but EA
Sunset Overdrive: FUCK INSOMIAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET THE FUCK OUT GUYS. DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO RARE?! DO YOU KNOW WHY BUNGIE FLED?! RUN. FUCKING RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK BEFORE YOU MAKE KINECTINAMLS 2.
Halo tease: who didn't see it coming.
Project Spark: HOLY SHIT GUYS WHO CAN MAKE LBP TOO
Forza 5: I do not give a shit about realistic racing games. Gimme Blue Shells and clowns with flaming hair.
To be fair this was way better then Microsoft's usual E3 conferences. At least they talked Games. Pity it's mostly focused on the Xbone, which will set you back 500 bucks.
EA: Only thing I'm even sorta excited for is Star Wars Battlefront, and even THEN I'm convinced you'll fuck it up, you bastards.
Dragon Age: inquistion: meh.
Sports games; Eh.
Peggle 2: PWAHAHAHAHAHA
Plants vs. Zmbies Grden Warfare: Could be silly fun
Battlefield 4: JESUS CHRIST IT LOOKS JUST LIKE BF3 WITHOUT THE BLUE FILTER.
Ubisoft: kinda poor, baiscally last year's but....
Splinter Cell: Never cared for it once it became more action-y.
Rayman Legends: Gonna be awesome but I think we've seen like bazallion fucking demos already.
Asscreed IV: Black Flag: OH HELL FUCKING YES. Naval Combat, Edward Tetch! I' in love!
watch_dog: TAKE MY MONEY AREADY UBISOFT
The # this actually looks legit cool.
Sony: Knocked 'em fucking dead.
PS4: okay....more console details...wait...NO DRM for reselling or lending disc based games?! NO online required?! No check ins?! 400 dollar price point?!(100 less bone sthen the Xbone and 200 less then the PS3 at launch) DAMN UNCLE JACK STOP BEATING ON MR. XBONE YOu'LL KILL HIM.
Puppeteer; WHY HAVn'T I HEARD OF THIS?!
Beyond: Two SOuls: Eh...Wiat Dafioe?!
Infamous; Second Son: look sweet~ Protagonist is kinda a douche but hopefully character development will kick in.
Killzone Shadow fall: Still looks sseet.
The Order: 1886....This is new. Consider me interested, Ready At Dawn.
Destiny: Cannot..WAIT!
FF XV And KH III: Nomura please release them. Stop teasing me. Sur ethe stories look melodramatic but combat looks promising.
So there are my thoughts. Feel free to tell me your's! or not.
First up MICROSOFT. You Poor, sad fools.
Good parts: The 360 has more exclusives announced right now then the PS4
Bad Parts: most of them are bland looking and uninteresting.
Well they started out strong with the reveal Metal Gear SOlid V would be on the Xbone! Huzzah! However it's on the PS4 and the Seventh gen consoles too so meh.
A New Killer Instinct? COOL! I'd jump ship to the Xbone this gen if it wasn't the Xbone. Microsoft alo runs the risk of cocking up, especially since Rare is a shadow of her former glory. Really I expect all the talent hopefully left rather then bey the sad, pathetic thing it is now.
Ryse; Son of Rome: It looks good graphically but it looks like plays like CoD and GoW got drunk one night and had offsrping. Offspring with so many goddamn QTEs I could feel myself start to puke.
Titan fall: Looks cool but EA
Sunset Overdrive: FUCK INSOMIAC WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET THE FUCK OUT GUYS. DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO RARE?! DO YOU KNOW WHY BUNGIE FLED?! RUN. FUCKING RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK BEFORE YOU MAKE KINECTINAMLS 2.
Halo tease: who didn't see it coming.
Project Spark: HOLY SHIT GUYS WHO CAN MAKE LBP TOO
Forza 5: I do not give a shit about realistic racing games. Gimme Blue Shells and clowns with flaming hair.
To be fair this was way better then Microsoft's usual E3 conferences. At least they talked Games. Pity it's mostly focused on the Xbone, which will set you back 500 bucks.
EA: Only thing I'm even sorta excited for is Star Wars Battlefront, and even THEN I'm convinced you'll fuck it up, you bastards.
Dragon Age: inquistion: meh.
Sports games; Eh.
Peggle 2: PWAHAHAHAHAHA
Plants vs. Zmbies Grden Warfare: Could be silly fun
Battlefield 4: JESUS CHRIST IT LOOKS JUST LIKE BF3 WITHOUT THE BLUE FILTER.
Ubisoft: kinda poor, baiscally last year's but....
Splinter Cell: Never cared for it once it became more action-y.
Rayman Legends: Gonna be awesome but I think we've seen like bazallion fucking demos already.
Asscreed IV: Black Flag: OH HELL FUCKING YES. Naval Combat, Edward Tetch! I' in love!
watch_dog: TAKE MY MONEY AREADY UBISOFT
The # this actually looks legit cool.
Sony: Knocked 'em fucking dead.
PS4: okay....more console details...wait...NO DRM for reselling or lending disc based games?! NO online required?! No check ins?! 400 dollar price point?!(100 less bone sthen the Xbone and 200 less then the PS3 at launch) DAMN UNCLE JACK STOP BEATING ON MR. XBONE YOu'LL KILL HIM.
Puppeteer; WHY HAVn'T I HEARD OF THIS?!
Beyond: Two SOuls: Eh...Wiat Dafioe?!
Infamous; Second Son: look sweet~ Protagonist is kinda a douche but hopefully character development will kick in.
Killzone Shadow fall: Still looks sseet.
The Order: 1886....This is new. Consider me interested, Ready At Dawn.
Destiny: Cannot..WAIT!
FF XV And KH III: Nomura please release them. Stop teasing me. Sur ethe stories look melodramatic but combat looks promising.
So there are my thoughts. Feel free to tell me your's! or not.
The DRM was basically the finishing blow.