GUESS WHAT?

WHAT?

TELL ME THE STORY OF YOUR VIRGINITY. IN DEETAIIILL.

Oh wow... hahahhah OK THENNN

SOooo.. It was a week after my 17th birthday, and I had this thing with this boy, and it had been going on for about two months, and he was kinda a cool guy, so we were never anything exclusive. On my birthday I invited him to my party, and we were going to bang, but then we didn't, cause all the other drunkies kept coming in the room... hahaa

SOOOO, about a week later, I was at another party, and I invited him and his friends, and then they arrived and pretty much straight away I grabbed him and dragged him into the spare room, and then we made out and shit.. did all the pre sex stuff, and then he tried putting it in but he was HUGGGGEEEEEEE and I was tight as fuck, and it was excruciating and I was crying and he offered to stop but I just wanted it done because "all my friends had lost theirs" ... stupid me... and he kept calling me a trooper, and that word now reminds me of it every time, and it was the most painful moment of my life, and I've broken/fractured/whatevered parts of myself six or seven times, not to mention other surgical things, but yea... HOLY FUCK IT HURT!!!!

It was... messy.

I could go into more detail, but I won't... haha

So yea. We fucked. Shit got painful. The deed was done. The dickhead left me to deal with all the pain and mess... We fucked once more after that, again fucked out of our minds, and then after I was totally infatuated with him, he dropped me like a hot potato and started banging someone else.... so YEA D:

SOOOO MUUCCCHHHH DETAILLLLL HEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWHWHAHHWIEFBVORUWBSV

So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack...

....I mean a nympho... hahaha

Ahahahah! Best story!!!

My first girlfriend turned into the moon..

Oh yea.... cool story... hahaha

WHAAAAA???!?!?!?!?

what did the zombie with a lisp say to the other zombie ? :D

BREEAAANNNNNSSSSSSSS :D :D :D

best line ever XD
everytimes i see you in gonna say that :D

Right back at ya ;)