Lol so this is supposed to be in roleplay style, but I'm a bit sad, so it may not be as cracktastic as I want. ^^

Pick 10 random characters.
1. England
2. Prussia
3. Norway
4. France
5. Iceland
6. Russia
7. Denmark
8. Sweden
9. America
10. N. Italy

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
England

Me: Oh yeah~! *noms*
England: How the bloody h*ll did you find that?!
Me: Totally not America.... O.O

2 confesses his love to you.
Prussia

Prussia: Sammi! I have to tell you something.
Me: Hmm...? What is it?
Prussia: ....I may have burned one of your sketchbooks...
Me: WHAT?!
Prussia: ...I love you. *runs off*
Me: I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! Wait....

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Norway

Norway: BT *stares*
Me: O.O *stares*
Norway: BT *stares*
Me: O.O *stares*
Norway: BT *stares*
Me: *whispers* ...I've always loved you. *hugs and hides* >///>

You win a free holiday with 4.
France

Me: France, you should go spend that with England. :3 Seriously.

5 saves your life.
Iceland

Me: *clings tightly* D':
Iceland: BT You can let go now...
Me: Too scared.... DX

6 is living in your house.
Russia

Oh shoot.

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).
Denmark

*is checking phone*

Me: O.O.....why does he.....Norway. *deletes random photo of Norway on Denmark's phone, along with his number*

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.
Sweden

*wakes up seeing Sweden looking at me, his hand on my shoulder*

Me: HOLY MOTHER OF AJKJFLDKJFSDLKFJSDLKJ *realizes its sweden* Oh hai. :3

9 kidnaps you.
'MURICA (America)

Me: BT If we aren't going to do anything...
America: Shhh... I'm only using you to blackmail England. You'll be here until he confesses his love.
Me: But I'm hungry.... D':

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
N. Italy

Me: Oh hai Italy. :3 *sits next to him* (XD) So what's up?
Italy: Ve~ Hi!!!! =w=

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
England confesses his love for Denmark. I am hiding in a bush with France.

France: I can't believe he loves that one. Why not me? D':
Me: Well they both like to drink. But I still can't see them as a pairing. Choose America, France or me. Seriously, Britain.

2 and 9 are arguing.
Prussia and America

Prussia: Nein! I've told you zis five million times! I am awesomer zen you!
America: Awesomer than you? You've got that right.
Prussia: Reverse Psychology! D:< It doesn't matter. No matter vhat, I'm still awesomer.
America: *makes a 'girl you did not just go there' face*

6 is molesting 3.
Russia is Molesting Norway

Me: Nej! Nei! Nein! No! NejNEJNEJNEJ! STAHP. Norweh ish mein.

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Iceland and N. Italy

Me: I'm sorry Italia! His brother will never love me if I let him die!
Iceland: Wait, what?
Me: Nothin'. Let's just get out of here.

2 is invisible.
Prussia

Prussia: Why can no one see the awesome me...? D': *implodes from loneliness (Happened on January 25, 1947 apparently)

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
America

America: HA! I TOLD YOU I WAS AWESOMER!
Prussia(from heaven): D':

1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
England, France and Russia

England: Great. Exactly what we needed.
France: *evil smile*
Me: I can't see...... D:
Russia: Darkness is common at my place, da. ^^
*lights come on*
*England and France are on the floor, making out*
Me: I knew it~! *takes lots of pictures*
England: You bloody wankers!

3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
Norway and Denmark

Me: Heyyyy Nor~ *walks in and gets hit with a water balloon filled with pink paint*
Denmark: *laughing his head off*
*Norway pulls a rope that came out of nowhere*
*Water balloon filled with Vodka falls on Denmark*
Norway: *smiles*
Denmark: D':
Me and Denmark: I thought you loved me Nor... </3
Denmark: *glares at me*
*insert epic staring contest that I eventually win here*

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
France and Italy

Me: *opens door* Ohhh~! *takes pictures quietly to blackmail them later*

4 and 9 steal your boat.
France and America

Me: What are you doing i dont even have a boat america france..... D':

While 5 and 7 rob your house.
Iceland and Denmark

Me: You did not just do that! I'm telling Norway!
Denmark: Oh sh- O.O

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.
France, Norway, the Bad Touch Trio (so really just the BTT and nor and i)

Me: Heyyyy Nor~ (:< *leans closer*
Norway: BT Back off.
France: *puts hand on Norway's shoulder* Accept the love~ It's everywhere.
Spain: Si, Amigo.
*prussia is too awesome to care about love*

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.
England and Russia

Me: I'm sorry England, but if I take your organ, you might die, and I can't risk you. So I'm taking Russia's organ. ^^


5 is robbing 2.
Iceland is robbing Prussia

Iceland: BT I don't even know what I'm doing....

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Italy

Italy: You can't stop me now, I have Sammi~!
Me: I don't know how I got here. :3
Prussia: Ita-chan! D': Why would you go bad on me?
France: Hand her over or I'll read more books to you~ <3
England: Don't poison his mind you bloody frog! D:<
Sweden: *stares*
Italy: OKAY~ I'LL GIVE HER OVER. BUT YOU'LL NEVER STOP-A ME FROM EATING PASTA~!
Me: *high fives Sweden* Nice job bro.

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.
England, Prussia and France

Prussia: MEIN GOTT. D': This is scary, bro.We shouldn't watch it. Wait, what am I talking about? *laughs nervously* I'm the awesome Prussia I don't get scared!
France: Hey England, if you're scared, I know what'll help~
England: Leave me alone you frog. No one wants what you have to offer.
France: D':

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
Denmark, Sweden, America and Italy

Denmark: WOO~! *dances*
Me: :D *dances with Denmark*
Sweden: *facepalm*
America: I know what we'll do! I'll go get help! I'll be the hero!
Italy: Pastaaa~!
Denmark: *stops* Wait a second, we don't have any beer. D':
Me: But we have sand. c:
Denmark: True. *continues dancing*
(LOLWAT)

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
Norway and Iceland

*on the phone*
Iceland: We need somewhere to hide, you interested?
Me: Norway's there, right?
Iceland: ...yeah.
Me: I'm in.

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.
Russia

Russia: They robbed a bank without me. D':
Me: But you still have Vodka.
Russia: True, da.

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
England and Denmark and Italy

Me: They're drunk, aren't they?
Italy: Yep~! :D
Me: Then party on! *throws England and Denmark some shades*
England: *obviously wearing waiter outfit* Woo~! *passes out*
Denmark: *trips over England*
Me: That went well. :D
Italy: Ve~

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
Norway, Iceland and America

America: LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF :DDDDDDDD KAJKJFKDJFSKJ <3
Iceland: Can we go home now?
Norway: Not until you say it.
Iceland: D:< Never.

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
England, France, Russia, Italy at Denmark's house

England: How did I even get here?
Me: Read two things above this.
England: That really happened?
Me: Yep. Don't look now, but everyone else is having a pillow fight.
England: They are? When did- *gets hit with pillow* YOU BLOODY WANKERS! ITS ON NOW! FEEL THE WRAITH OF BRITANNIA PILLOW!


2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
Ok. Prussia is in love with Iceland who is in love with Sweden but Sweden is in love with Prussia. Prussia doesn't love Sweden back, Iceland doesn't love Prussia back and Sweden doesn't love Iceland back.

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