Teardrop: Average sized...we have an antique store too! *I giggle* Ah wonder if the owner has new antiques this week. Anywho, ah really want ta see Pudgyville.
Jasmine: Of course not. The only ponies they frown upon here are two groups of ponies. One group is called The Calorie Stealers and the other is called The Waist Warriors. They're always up to no good.
Jasmine They're always out to make us skinny, either literally like The Calorie Stealers or sometimes just making it look that way like The Waist Warriors. They can't get me though. I was born fat.
Jasmine: All your basic subjects: Math, History, Science but she incorporates this town's love of fat into it. Like for math, she'll bring up a pony and make up a story problem using that pony.
Bonnie: Welcome to Belly Buffet. What will you both be having this evening?
Jasmine: I'm not particiularly hungry but my friend Teardro will be having something.
Teardrop: & almost 16 ft ta go. *I pat my belly* this actually is similar ta what happened at SugarCube Corner...never eat 2 or more Fancy German Doughnuts again.
Teardrop: ok...*I look out the window, & my face goes white*...ummmmm...J-Jasmine...ever had Timberwolves here? *I point at a pack of them outside of town*
Teardrop: *With my belly still fat, i huff up* How do y'all...easily move...with that belly...size?! *A Timberwolve growls at me, making me say a German word I didn't know* Dëral Ün Von Con Crete!!!!! *I ponder for 3 seconds before trying to run*
Teardrop: eeyup! *i give her belly another slap, but my belly was up against it, & when I slapped, her belly vibrated to her butt, but it vibrated my fat*
Teardrop: Ohh...yer in fer a good rubbin'...*with that, I caressed her butt, pushing the cheeks together in & letting them settle out...like a similar rowing motion, I think...but I did so with the flat part of my hooves*
Teardrop: *when i woke up, i saw a plump pink orb sleeping on me. Jasmine must have used my fat as a comfy bed, so i decided not to wake her...being that it was also only 1:17 am in the morning*
Teardrop: *chuckling, then I gasp* Oh Crap! AH'M LATE!!!!! *i look at a clock* Jasmine, wheres the Pudgyville RailRoad? Ah signed up ta work the freight yard fer a shipment of Coca-Cola from 1916!
Jasmine: Railroad? I don't know if we have one of those. Come to think of it, not sure we have any means of transportation here, though Ponyville isn't that far from here.
Teardrop: ok, REALLY FAST!!!!!! *i see the freight car sitting there, it was an old Boxcar from 1864 being used* GOING IN FER A LANDIN'!!!!! *i decend, miss our landing, we both slam face first into a 2007 Boxcar*
Teardrop: *i pry myself off & head to the 1864 Boxcar, opening it* YES!!! ITS ALL THEIR!!!! *I prance around it & nearly get crushed by a British Fowler steamer, & somepony steals the boxcar of Coca-Cola* MAH COLA!!!! *I grab Jasmine & seat her in a caboose, & I sail inside a 4-4-0 American steamer, chasing the criminal on the same line*
Teardrop: Oh that thief is goin' ta bloody 'ell! *i Blow the whistle, coming close* OK, IF YA WANT A FIGHT YA GOT ONE!!!! *I fly out the window, & fly into the other locomotive, bucking the criminal*
Teardrop: RIGHT-OOF!!!!! *i get punched in the face, nearly falling. The thief comes from behind, so I did the next best thing, Fart in the thief's face. Once I did that, I pulled out my 1776 Musket, & aimed at the thief* Ok, Jasmine! Pull the brake lever on the 4-4-0 while I do the same on the thief's locomotive!
Teardrop: yeah, MAH VINTAGE COL-"Clang" *I swing the "butt" of my Musket back, hitting the Throttle & breaking the handle, which fell into the Brake lever shaft, jamming it* oh buck...
Teardrop: uhhhh...can any of ya gain enough weight ta stop a train?! *i point down the line to an abandoned bridge that could collapse from our weight*
Twilight: Sadly, yes...he's been trying to get me into Coca-Cola since we met. But...he's going to go crazy if he loses this Boxcar of Cola, & the way he's acting...
Teardrop: *i repeatedly slam my head against a nearby brick house, not even feeling pain*
Twilight: ...will be worse than how he is right now.
Teardrop: guess that means she might actually lose...lets go!
*at the start/finish line*
Announcer: there has been a bet made. If Teardrop Blaze wins First place, Rainbow Dash will have to drink Coca-Cola till she reaches her limits, but if Rainbow Dash wins, Teardrop Blaze will be given the same treatment.
Teardrop: Yes! Ah'm gona win fer sure &-GAH!!!!!!! *my left wing clips a tree, sending me out of control, right into Applejack's apple stand, & then into a boxcar sitting on a siding track at the Railyard. I blacked out instantly as I started to bleed all over*
Dash: TEARDROP!!!!! *she pulls away from the finish line, & heads to me*
Dash: *she skids to a stop beside me, kneeling over* T-Teardrop! Teardrop speak to me!
Teardrop: *i was unable to speak, move, think, or anything*
Paramedics: *they were bringing out a bed as the boxcar i hit tipped over & landed on an active track. A steam locomotive was coming full speed & couldn't stop*
Engineer: WHOA!!!!! *applies the brakes quickly, jolting the 4th boxcar & derailing the rest, the derailing train spun & started heading for the emergency crew, Dash, & me*
Dash: *she covers me as the derailing freight train collides into us, boxcars, gondolas, flatcars, etc...all piling up around us. A fuel car gets pushed hard, & was sent flying, landing right next to Jasmine*
Channel 4 News: We have got word of a devastating train derailment in the Western rail yard...the engineer survived, & the paramedics, but local Pegasi Rainbow Dash & Teardrop Blaze are nowhere in sight, & believed to be under the wreckage. Rescue teams are scrambling to find the two trapped.
Twilight: *using her magic, mane messed up, & her eyes bloodshot* common Everypony! We have to get them out of there! *Twilight's horn glow fades out as she passes out of exhaustion*
Rarity: we're not giving up my dear friends!
AJ: *bucking a boxcar to smithereens* ah hope they're still alive!
Fluttershy: *nervously moving plank by plank off the wreckage*
Big Mac: *pulling entire freight cars back onto a seperate line*
Rarity: *is looking at Big Mac doing that, while setting a flat car onto Pinkie Pie, unknowingly*
Pinkie: *muffles the word YAY from under*
AJ: *after bucking a fuel car, she sees a light blue hoof, gasping* GUYS!!!! AH FOUND THEM!!!!! AH FOUND THEM!!!!!! *everypony galloped to her as she bucked an empty gondola car out of the way*
AJ: *she throws a 1956 Reefer Car out of the way to get to us*
Fluttershy: *seeing the blood, she passes out*
Twilight: *uses her magic on us, checking us over from the magic. She gasps & suddenly falls backs, her heart racing & eyes wide open* THERE HEARTS HAVE STOPPED!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET TO A HOSPITAL!!!!!!
(are you a RPer that does "*I looked down...*" using the word "I" & not "Him/Her"?)
(I sort of do, at least half that as you can see thus far).
(Ok, I'm one who does it a lot)
(gotta go, seeya tomorrow. Goodnight)
(Okay, reply here tomorrow, though I'll be at work so response may be slow.)
(back! )
Jasmine: I'm not particiularly hungry but my friend Teardro will be having something.
(Lets stop here tonight)
(Night.)
Bonnie: All finished here?
(I gtg, leaving for regular Tuesday night golf lessons, which is at 6:30, i leave at 6:00)
(Okay, reply when you get back or whatever)
(Awwww...gtg. seeya tomorrow my friend. Goodnight)
*While we trot to your house, a question emerged*
Hey Jasmine, may ah ask ya somethin'?
Jasmine: *wakes up next morning* I'm sure he's had all kinds of dreams.
Jasmine: Even so, stealing isn't ever the right thing.
???: *a purple light shows around the locomotive, tender, & my boxcar as it slows down*
Twilight: I'm Twilight Sparkle and you're.....well......big.
Twilight: What happened here?
Twilight: Teardrop, how come you gained weight? You & Rainbow Dash had both placed this car of Coke in for bets, & whoever wins gets it!
Teardrop: >_0 ...
*2 minutes later*
*I run around crazily* HGFHFBN VGVCFYFYYFXASFHIOJMPPGFSTGQ!!!!!Q
Twilight: *Facehoof* now hes done it! he just got the shippment.
Teardrop: *i repeatedly slam my head against a nearby brick house, not even feeling pain*
Twilight: ...will be worse than how he is right now.
Teardrop: *hitting my head with random objects, making random faces on impact*
Twilight: ...& he can't race in his new weight!!!
Twilight: ...
Teardrop: *I gallop to the bridge, & slowly made my way to the center, making the bridge audibly creak & groan*
Twilight: TEARDROP! *she conjures up a string that wraps around my waist* ok, just putting this out, this looks familiar, using a Pegasus as a Kite.
Twilight: look, he's losing weight!
(Gona use Fruit Punch)
Fruit Punch: what's the name of the race?
Twilight: Teardrop named it, it was...ummmm...TEARDROP!!! WHAT'S THE NAME?!
Teardrop: DAYTONA 500!!!!
Twilight: Daytona 500
Teardrop: *i land, all slim & ready to fly*
Twilight: uhhhh...Teardrop?
(Soda belly Dash. Thats the plan.)
Teardrop: Nothing!!!
Pinkie Pie: HI!!!!
Teardrop: GAH!!! *i jump onto Twilight* Pinkie!!
Pinkie: sorry, just came to say, Dash is nervous, & she said she wants to race now.
Teardrop: HA! Nervous? Her!? Tell her ah'm ready!
*at the start/finish line*
Announcer: there has been a bet made. If Teardrop Blaze wins First place, Rainbow Dash will have to drink Coca-Cola till she reaches her limits, but if Rainbow Dash wins, Teardrop Blaze will be given the same treatment.
Teardrop: *i grin, lookin at Dash*
(Could you be Rainbow Dash too?)
Rainbow Dash: I might actually lose this.
Announcer: 3.......2.....1.....GO!!! *fires a pistol*
Teardrop & Dash: *we both accelerate off the line at the same time*
(night)
(night. Respond whenever).
Teardrop: *flapping hard, i pull away from Dash*
Dash: TEARDROP!!!!! *she pulls away from the finish line, & heads to me*
Announcer: Everypony, please stay calm!!!
*an ambulance arrives*
Teardrop: *i was unable to speak, move, think, or anything*
Paramedics: *they were bringing out a bed as the boxcar i hit tipped over & landed on an active track. A steam locomotive was coming full speed & couldn't stop*
Engineer: WHOA!!!!! *applies the brakes quickly, jolting the 4th boxcar & derailing the rest, the derailing train spun & started heading for the emergency crew, Dash, & me*
Dash: *she covers me as the derailing freight train collides into us, boxcars, gondolas, flatcars, etc...all piling up around us. A fuel car gets pushed hard, & was sent flying, landing right next to Jasmine*
Rarity: we're not giving up my dear friends!
AJ: *bucking a boxcar to smithereens* ah hope they're still alive!
Big Mac: *pulling entire freight cars back onto a seperate line*
Rarity: *is looking at Big Mac doing that, while setting a flat car onto Pinkie Pie, unknowingly*
Pinkie: *muffles the word YAY from under*
AJ: *after bucking a fuel car, she sees a light blue hoof, gasping* GUYS!!!! AH FOUND THEM!!!!! AH FOUND THEM!!!!!! *everypony galloped to her as she bucked an empty gondola car out of the way*
Fluttershy: *seeing the blood, she passes out*
Twilight: *uses her magic on us, checking us over from the magic. She gasps & suddenly falls backs, her heart racing & eyes wide open* THERE HEARTS HAVE STOPPED!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET TO A HOSPITAL!!!!!!
*at the hospital*
Doctor: *checking me & Dash over*
Dash: uggggh...w-where are we?
Twilight: your at the Canterlot Hospital, your gona be ok guys.
Teardrop: w-what happened to the Coca-Cola boxcar...w-we faced fer?
Dash: thank you.
Teardrop: ugh! Where is that Cola car!?
AJ: *sighs* ah'll go & look fer it..
Twilight: uhhh...Blaze...*Rarity covers her mouth, shaking her head*