Being an irrational blend of technophobe geek with no money to spend nor resolve to take any decision about big purchases, I've always coveted with seething envy other people's smartphones and tablets while never buying one of my own. I also always watched with disdain Twitter, Facebook and the lot.

I'm also known to be very fickle and suggestible. So now that I managed to acquire an Android, I am into all of them!

I have a Twitter account now. Twitter is amazing, it allows me to ramble about my favourite subject... myself. But it's just me and the Pope, for now... I need more worshippers. I mean, minions. Friends! That's the word *coughs a bit of smoke, embarassed*

So, add me and try the Gold Dragon experience.

MisterWhip

Add me, you won't regret it.

This is an order.