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Sex meme.
12 years ago
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ZERO
Cuz I'm bored and I havent done one in a while.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Lemme check.... Hell yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I think I prefer my mornings to be sex free.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh
5. How often? Lately?
Once if I'm lucky.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ha no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Why would you sit in a tub full of your own filth?
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Do I use the internet?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the person.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love everyone.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I try.
13. Would you choose love or money?
To be honest. Money. Cuz you can do a lot with money.
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
I don't have a lot of "kinks" but I do enjoy some moaning from the other person.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Maybe once.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
FWA '13 Since the theme was like love or whatever.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
If oral counts: My car, and a gay sauna
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gay sauna?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I aint like that.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Pfft that's gay.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bye
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Noooooo
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeeeeeesssss
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nuh uh
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not yet.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not. Yet.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet. Again.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What did I just say?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Most likely yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I don't say much during such.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
That's weird to me.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
is that possible? If rping counts I guess.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
A sexual act with a another person. Yes.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
I don't have one anymore, but I do enjoy seeing penetration.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Pounding ass.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Fuck you. I can't think of anyone.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Lemme check.... Hell yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I think I prefer my mornings to be sex free.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All sides
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh
5. How often? Lately?
Once if I'm lucky.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Ha no.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. Why would you sit in a tub full of your own filth?
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yep
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Do I use the internet?
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Depends on the person.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I love everyone.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, but I try.
13. Would you choose love or money?
To be honest. Money. Cuz you can do a lot with money.
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
I don't have a lot of "kinks" but I do enjoy some moaning from the other person.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Maybe once.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
FWA '13 Since the theme was like love or whatever.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
If oral counts: My car, and a gay sauna
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Gay sauna?
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I aint like that.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Pfft that's gay.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bye
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
Noooooo
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeeeeeesssss
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nuh uh
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Not yet.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not. Yet.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not yet. Again.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
What did I just say?
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Most likely yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
I don't say much during such.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
That's weird to me.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
is that possible? If rping counts I guess.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
A sexual act with a another person. Yes.
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
I don't have one anymore, but I do enjoy seeing penetration.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Pounding ass.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Fuck you. I can't think of anyone.
Stole it from you lol
2. Anytime can be a good time. I'm a night person so it'd be more likely at night.
3. Typically left.
4. No shit.
5. One good paw a day usually does me. I'll do 2 or 3 if I'm feelin real woofy.
6. Lulz no.
7. Both are nice, sometimes you feel like takin a bath and other times a shower.
8. Maaybe >>.
9. Si.
10. It's all good within reason.
11. Several.
12. Maybe a quarter or more? Never really done the math.
13. Love.
14. Mmm I don't really have kinks. Whatever happens, happens.
15. Being kissed suddenly when I barely knew the person and wasn't even asked.
16. 2nd landing of some stairs. The location wasn't so much romantic but the situation itself was.
17. Those stairs? I was gonna say muzzling in a car but fuckin everyone does that.
18. Possibly?
19. Nope.
20. Lawl hell no.
21. Never been kicked out of anywhere, period.
22. Nyet.
23. I'm a faggot, so you decide.
24. Faggalicious.
25. Nooo.
26. Didn't we already cover this bs?
27. Nope.
28. Several times.
29. Yep.
30. On up till recently, yes.
31. Was a fleshlight.
32. I got plenty put out there my own, so duh.
33. No.
34. Sorta not really?
35. What fuckin Furry don't?
36. Duh, and any motherfucker who says no is way ignorant.
37. Missionary and reverse cowboy
38. Muzzling, aka sucking dick.
39. Yes.
40. I just did, BAAAM!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yLFYJrirzQGimme them lips