So, last friday night, I lost my wallet. My campus ID, my driver's license and all sorts of other stuff, gone! I have tried everything I can think of, informing campus security, putting out a campus-wide e-mail, and about a million other things to get my wallet returning, but as of right now, no such luck. I have lost all faith in the human race. What sort of heartless, soulless bastard would keep someone's wallet with fifteen dollars in it?
I swear, if I find out that one of my friends took it as a joke, I will personally castrate them, shove their testicles into their throat and sew their mouth shut so that they choke to death on their own testicles!
I really hope I find my wallet soon...