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Never again: The bloomin onion story
12 years ago
Bloomin onions may look delicious and SOUND like a good idea but let me tell you.. they will RUIN YOU'R LIFE.
It's not "cool" its not "trendy" And if people wont be your friends because you won't eat a bloomin onion then its time to find new friends.
Eating an entire bloomin onion WILL GIVE YOU SUPER SOAKER STYLE DIARRHEA. It's the messy truth but it must be told.
eat ANYTHING ELSE at the fair , just stay away from that shit.
It's not "cool" its not "trendy" And if people wont be your friends because you won't eat a bloomin onion then its time to find new friends.
Eating an entire bloomin onion WILL GIVE YOU SUPER SOAKER STYLE DIARRHEA. It's the messy truth but it must be told.
eat ANYTHING ELSE at the fair , just stay away from that shit.
wh...when....i feel betrayed....
...wait, did you hear that? It just went up to 6,000 calories. D:
IM LAME I KNOW
Just kidding. We're not really that free.
I've never heard of this Boomin Onion thing. It looks pretty good but I wouln't be caught dead at an Outback Steakhouse... because their food is so awful it would probably kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnoZimnLqyY
Many shameful calories and grams of fat later I was still feeling fine haha
*hugs the redic*
Well now you know. At least it wasn't corn-dogs.
I'm glad you could avoid any serious casualties. That batter should be respected and feared.
Wait, nevermind. I thought you meant a salad with real onion blossoms X3