sex meme
12 years ago
General
got bored sitting in the hotel after work so i figured, well why the fuck not
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
any time is a good time, as long as im not too tired
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
right side, i like being close to the wall for some reason
4. Do you masturbate?
yes i do
5. How often? Lately?
bout once a day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
multiple times, one o my favorite places to
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I don't read it, but I totally watch it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
it depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
for the most part.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Group sex, oral, biting
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
i dont think anyone has the balls to
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
im not rightly sure
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weird? idk but the most uncomfortable and awkward is the back seat of my old mustang
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes, many times
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yep. but that mission always got nixed since after a few i tend to concentrate on getting more tanked
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
There have been attempts.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
mhmm
24. What's your sexuality?
Bi sexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
dose bj count?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yea.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not Yet.... >:3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. multiple times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep, flesh light and a blow up doll, long story awesome joke that lasted months
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
one i actually use and ima not tellin
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
im sure people do
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nah.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep but not in years
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to then stopped cause i realized how big of a waste of time it was
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yes
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, face down ass up... If i had to choose it would probably be some position where I can watch the penetration happening.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Buttsex. Even with females
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
a few times
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
idk but im sure someone will
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
any time is a good time, as long as im not too tired
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
right side, i like being close to the wall for some reason
4. Do you masturbate?
yes i do
5. How often? Lately?
bout once a day
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
multiple times, one o my favorite places to
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
I don't read it, but I totally watch it.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
it depends.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
for the most part.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Group sex, oral, biting
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
i dont think anyone has the balls to
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
im not rightly sure
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
weird? idk but the most uncomfortable and awkward is the back seat of my old mustang
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yes
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
yes, many times
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
yep. but that mission always got nixed since after a few i tend to concentrate on getting more tanked
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
nope
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
There have been attempts.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
mhmm
24. What's your sexuality?
Bi sexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theatre?
dose bj count?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yea.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Not Yet.... >:3
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes. multiple times
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep, flesh light and a blow up doll, long story awesome joke that lasted months
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yeah.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
one i actually use and ima not tellin
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
im sure people do
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nah.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yep but not in years
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I used to then stopped cause i realized how big of a waste of time it was
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
yes
37. What's your favourite sexual position?
cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, face down ass up... If i had to choose it would probably be some position where I can watch the penetration happening.
38. What's your favourite sex act?
Buttsex. Even with females
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
a few times
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
idk but im sure someone will
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