Anthro corn (QUESTIONS)
12 years ago
General
Guys, maybe you've heard on the grapevine that I'm considering a short excursion to the mighty largecon 2013 98, and I'll admit when that rumour mill gets turning it's difficult to stop it grinding all that rumour corn into soft white rumour flour but it's simply not true. While I may be at Anthrocon this year, I certainly won't be... there. At the con. Except when... like...
So yeah I'm going to be at AC. Now I'll answer these questions.
Where are you staying?
WESTIN OR BUST
What day are you getting there?
WEDNESDAY OR BUST
Who will you be with?
raxor
deecoyote
pawwzie
ichabod
rixam will be in my room and giving me money for the room so that'll be nice. Also others? Too many to list I will SEE YOU ALL. MAYBE
rockk??? Maybe
bloodshot23????? OR BUST
Do you do free art?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes actually ask me for a Jymcard and I'll say NO. You don't ASK for a JYMCARD YOU GET ONE WHEN YOU'RE READY OR BUST
Do you do trades?
ONLY IF YOU ARE POPULAR I DON'T WANT ART FROM COMMON SCUM
Do you do commissions?
I'll be taking digital commissions to complete when I get home, check my price guide for prices.
What are your limits to drawing?
Foxes
What is your gender?
Male or bust
How old are you?
26, I think? December 1986, pretty sure that's right. LITERALLY can't be bothered to double check.
Can I talk to you?
Refer to answer about common scum above.
Can I touch you?
YES. With a heartwarming tale of love through adversity OR EQUIVALENT.
Can I hang out with you?
Eh.
How can I find you?
I look exactly like this.
Can I buy you drinks?
Oh goodness you've only just found out what I look like this is moving far too fast.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Oh goodness.
How tall are you?
Taller than yo momma (YO MOMMA MUST BE NO TALLER THAN 5'8" OR SO. IF SHE IS TALLER I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST NO ONE WITH NO TALLMOMMA)
Are you nice?
CLEARLY YES
Can I stalk you?
That's very polite of you to ask permission. Yes. Yes since you were so polite about it.
How long are you going?
Until the sun doth set or bust.
Do you have an artist table?
Artists can't be confined to tables like some kind of art factory man, artists need to be free.
Do you like parties?
YES as long as they're not too warm and they're ALWAYS TOO WARM SO NO.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say "AHAHAHA YOUR COMMISSION PRICES ARE SO FUNNY"
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Sitting behind other people's tables probably pretending to be them, ruining reputations.
What/where will you be eating?
STEEL CITY DINER I LOVE THE STEEL CITY DINER if I ever find anything's happened to it I'd probably just die. It's the only real reason I go to AC. I guess if it's closed or whatever though I can still go to Fernando's.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Quite a mighty collection, thanks. What you into, Coldplay? Elbow?
Do you do badges?
You can't just 'do' badges man. Open your mind.
Can you track me down?
Ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >:D
Can I look in your sketchbook?
FOR A PRICE.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Popular. Common scum.
Can I take your picture?
What, like, steal it? No, get your own.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Christ I don't know why am I even going
So yeah I'm going to be at AC. Now I'll answer these questions.
Where are you staying?
WESTIN OR BUST
What day are you getting there?
WEDNESDAY OR BUST
Who will you be with?
raxor
deecoyote
pawwzie
ichabod
rixam will be in my room and giving me money for the room so that'll be nice. Also others? Too many to list I will SEE YOU ALL. MAYBE
rockk??? Maybe
bloodshot23????? OR BUSTDo you do free art?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes actually ask me for a Jymcard and I'll say NO. You don't ASK for a JYMCARD YOU GET ONE WHEN YOU'RE READY OR BUST
Do you do trades?
ONLY IF YOU ARE POPULAR I DON'T WANT ART FROM COMMON SCUM
Do you do commissions?
I'll be taking digital commissions to complete when I get home, check my price guide for prices.
What are your limits to drawing?
Foxes
What is your gender?
Male or bust
How old are you?
26, I think? December 1986, pretty sure that's right. LITERALLY can't be bothered to double check.
Can I talk to you?
Refer to answer about common scum above.
Can I touch you?
YES. With a heartwarming tale of love through adversity OR EQUIVALENT.
Can I hang out with you?
Eh.
How can I find you?
I look exactly like this.
Can I buy you drinks?
Oh goodness you've only just found out what I look like this is moving far too fast.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Oh goodness.
How tall are you?
Taller than yo momma (YO MOMMA MUST BE NO TALLER THAN 5'8" OR SO. IF SHE IS TALLER I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOU ANYWAY BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST NO ONE WITH NO TALLMOMMA)
Are you nice?
CLEARLY YES
Can I stalk you?
That's very polite of you to ask permission. Yes. Yes since you were so polite about it.
How long are you going?
Until the sun doth set or bust.
Do you have an artist table?
Artists can't be confined to tables like some kind of art factory man, artists need to be free.
Do you like parties?
YES as long as they're not too warm and they're ALWAYS TOO WARM SO NO.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say "AHAHAHA YOUR COMMISSION PRICES ARE SO FUNNY"
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Sitting behind other people's tables probably pretending to be them, ruining reputations.
What/where will you be eating?
STEEL CITY DINER I LOVE THE STEEL CITY DINER if I ever find anything's happened to it I'd probably just die. It's the only real reason I go to AC. I guess if it's closed or whatever though I can still go to Fernando's.
Do you have prints/CDs?
Quite a mighty collection, thanks. What you into, Coldplay? Elbow?
Do you do badges?
You can't just 'do' badges man. Open your mind.
Can you track me down?
Ahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. >:D
Can I look in your sketchbook?
FOR A PRICE.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Popular. Common scum.
Can I take your picture?
What, like, steal it? No, get your own.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Christ I don't know why am I even going
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HOWEVER where do you even live? I'm going to be in and around New York/New Jersey before and after the con WHICH YOU'D KNOW IF YOU FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER so maybe we can arrange something!
Well that is convenient, the whole NY/NJ thing that is. I live one square over in Connecticut, but frequent the surrounding states. Perhaps we can arrange something...get a couple of boys, a pail of tossing festoons and have a proper game of Brindage...thats something you guys play over there, right? I will I follow you, wait 5 minutes, then follow you again so we can stay in touch via the Twitter machine.