So! I'm sure some of you are wondering what the heck happened.

First, sadly none of my close friends could make it. I ended up going with my brothers sister and her friends. I was abit bummed, but later on i started having fun. We first went to the portland mall to pick out a sexy corset, skinny jeans and a belt. I also had to put them on IN the store:

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Which was pretty funny, considering thats when Lisa and i found out we were wearing the same mismatched socks:
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So we first went to a comedy club. It was funny, but the comedians kept poking fun at my get up. Lisa made me wear it!
Here it is: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd......26769452_n.jpg

Next up was the drag show. We didn't know we needed reservations, so.. sadly we had to leave and wait to see if any extra chairs come up. Took this time to go and get a shot from applebees. Yum! Went back to the drag show, and the guy was really nice.. he got us in! It was pretty funny, but at the end they wanted all the brides to get up on stage (I had no idea so many normally come to this show) I was too shy, but it was fun to watch. They also gave us free tickets to the male strip show at midnight. https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho.....81978854_o.jpg

We then made our way to the girly strip club.. which was.. interesting. It turns out the females surrounded me, even when i didn't have any dollar bills on me! I quickly found out they were doing this for the male customers. I didn't mind, although they did take everything off. It was strange having a snatch up close and personal. Also having one motorboat you O.O At this point my lesbian friend which was enjoying this probably more then me (lol) got me a drink. I sucked it up, and well.. lets just say i gave a female stripper and quick peck on her butt cheek. After i turned to Lisa and whispered that i kissed her butt. She looked at me with big eyes so i asked her if that was bad. Her face about dropped, and told me that she didn't think that was allowed. So for about a half hour in the car i was worried sick that i wasn't suppose to lol. I felt so bad.

Then we went to burger king, which i had the most orgasmic bacon burger ever. Funny, since the day before i had a burger from them and it *sucked*. Alcohol yay!

Onward to the male stripper show! Lisa and company kept putting money in my chest so the guys had to go venture in to get it O.o. Here are some pics! Warning half naked guy ahead: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4.....2/IMG_1571.jpg

And Lisa's friends, you'll notice who the lesbian is right away: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4.....2/IMG_1572.jpg

It wasn't that.. thrilling. Sure i like guys, but having sweaty balls all over you? No thank you! I had more fun seeing all the other brides/bridesmaids being drunk.

So after that oddball experience we went home. Left at 2pm, and i didn't get home until 1:45am. Had to take a shower to wash away all the nastiness lol. Then went to sleep at 2:30ish am.

So TADA. 12 hours of party and i'm pretty sure it will never happen again. Benben is more amused then me XD