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Weird furry meme is weird 8D
12 years ago
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Always interesting how people interpret a 'furry'. Yoinked this meme from 
Gwyndolium
[] you meow/bark to get attention ( not really to get attention, moreso to be semi-annoying at cons, and ONLY at cons/meets )
[] you find pets toys amusing (only if I get to throw them at my cats)
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip (Not even my cats do, usually.)
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food ( I slap them, instead 8D it's MINE! )
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you ( I only hiss in frustration when I'm losing a videogame 8D but not to imitate kitties, it's more of going like 'tsss' than hissing 8D )
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection ( I'm a Homo Sapiens, I am physically incapable of purring, and I'm not of the Canidae family, either )
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back ( Can't you see I'm drawing? D< )
Total: 0, what a start 8D
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear ( Yeah no. )
[] you love fish/meat ( I'm a strict vegetarian, no meat or fish products for me. )
[] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. ( That sounds terrifying. Dogs are insane. )
[x] you like when people pet your head ( I kinda do, but my hair doesn't - it greases up terribly when it's touched too much. )
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper ( It'll only make me like them less for a while C: )
[] you think feathers are fun to play with ( Nein. )
Total: 1
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime ( When I've been hard at work during the night, I suppose. But I don't make a habit out of it - bad for your sleep/wake rhythm.)
[] you enjoy scaring birds ( No! I like birds :C Scaring them would mean I can't watch/draw them x3 )
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them ( Uhm, ew? Wtf?)
[] you bite people if they annoy you ( Err no. 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you'. I don't like being bitten, I don't bite people, usually. )
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours ( Why? If I'm not full, I can just get seconds o.O We've got enough, usually. )
[] milk or water is your favourite drink ( I prefer not to use a lot of dairy products due to it producing veal. I prefer having juice or tea for hydration. )
Total: 1
[y/n] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it ( I have a purple one, that I rarely wear at cons, and it's not too comfortable. But eh.)
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it ( Do own it, don't really use it. I don't like having people yank my neck due to low bloodpressure already messing with me :/ )
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit ( Can't afford a suit atm, not a too big fan of loose ears/paws/tails. )
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park ( I just like walking overall C: I'm used to a lot of hiking, which is why friends tend to not keep up with me sometimes at 'leisurely walks' )
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want ( I prefer girly noises. Or I'll just ...get it 8D )
Total: 1,5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws" ( Sometimes, I suppose.)
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about ( Sometimes, I guess, and not consciously. Humans tend to do it too ~ it's why we humans tilt our head from side to side in thought. )
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk ( ....no. )
[] you really enjoy cuddling (I'm an awkward cuddler. I overheat quickly, and I prefer a bit of private space. Also, sleep-over people, don't try to cuddle me when I'm trying to sleep. I kicked my sister in my sleep once - TOO WARM BLEH. )
[y/n] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up ( Stretching, yes. Whimpering, no! Grumbling for coffee, more like. )
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (I'm a kindasorta art-student/artist, so yeah, the 'lazy dog/cat' syndrome is something I know very well. )
Total: 3,5
[x] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep ( Sofa, car, train, I can sleep pretty much everywhere. )
[] you meow or bark very often ( Nope. )
[] you hide when you get scared ( Mentally, perhaps, when it's about failure anxiety. Otherwise, no. Is the maker of this thing five years old? )
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house ( Again, nope! )
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand ( Only to put them outside. For stinging insects like bumblebees, honeybees and wasps, I either pop the window open and hope they leave on their own, or get a cup ~ I'm allergic to the stings. )
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot ( Gross, no. )
[y/n] you like to do tricks to get a treat ( Does 'I'll draw for food/money' count? )
Total: 1,5
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it ( Only the old nametag I wore at the supermarket as an employee there. I don't think that counts. )
[] you refer to your self as an animal ( The Homo Sapiens IS divided into the Kingdom Animalia, I guess. Otherwise, no. )
[x] your username has something to do with animals ( 'Tani the Lynx'. Gosh, YOU THINK?! )
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals ( Nope, both business mail and private mail are just with my name/initials. )
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better ( I have a blood phobia. Doing that would either make me throw up, faint, or both. It's usually both. Also, humans tend to get nauseous from ingesting blood anyway - I sure did everytime I had a nosebleed as a child. )
[x] you look for edible stuff often ( I can get terribly peckish. But that's because I have a fast metabolism, and like nibbling on things as I work on artstuffs. )
Total: 2
[] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time ( I'd rather stare at this blank piece of paper to do some 'work', or actually go outside 8D )
[] you like to say hi to strangers ( I'm WAY too skittish for that. Unless I'm in my old birthtown, but that's more like a village thus it's less intimidating. )
[y/n] you like to be petted when you have done something good ( Pat on the back/shoulder/head is fine. )
[] people think you act like a pet ( I'm not that nice, secretly 8D )
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like ( Didn't we do this one already? Still no. )
[] you like to eat grass ( Lemongrass, maybe, but still not pure. )
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water ( That ....doesn't work... *gets a towel* )
Total: 0,5
Final total: 11
I think the creator of this meme seems to think being 'furry' means 'thinking you're an actual dog/cat/wolf/whatever'. Silly thing :3
Uh, I'll tag someone 8D
I tag these people. You decide wether yo uwant to do this silly thing or not.
Faukx
Faolan
Sublimate
Leeuw1981
Gwyndolium[] you meow/bark to get attention ( not really to get attention, moreso to be semi-annoying at cons, and ONLY at cons/meets )
[] you find pets toys amusing (only if I get to throw them at my cats)
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip (Not even my cats do, usually.)
[] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food ( I slap them, instead 8D it's MINE! )
[] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you ( I only hiss in frustration when I'm losing a videogame 8D but not to imitate kitties, it's more of going like 'tsss' than hissing 8D )
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection ( I'm a Homo Sapiens, I am physically incapable of purring, and I'm not of the Canidae family, either )
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back ( Can't you see I'm drawing? D< )
Total: 0, what a start 8D
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear ( Yeah no. )
[] you love fish/meat ( I'm a strict vegetarian, no meat or fish products for me. )
[] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car. ( That sounds terrifying. Dogs are insane. )
[x] you like when people pet your head ( I kinda do, but my hair doesn't - it greases up terribly when it's touched too much. )
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper ( It'll only make me like them less for a while C: )
[] you think feathers are fun to play with ( Nein. )
Total: 1
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime ( When I've been hard at work during the night, I suppose. But I don't make a habit out of it - bad for your sleep/wake rhythm.)
[] you enjoy scaring birds ( No! I like birds :C Scaring them would mean I can't watch/draw them x3 )
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them ( Uhm, ew? Wtf?)
[] you bite people if they annoy you ( Err no. 'Do unto others as you would have them do unto you'. I don't like being bitten, I don't bite people, usually. )
[] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours ( Why? If I'm not full, I can just get seconds o.O We've got enough, usually. )
[] milk or water is your favourite drink ( I prefer not to use a lot of dairy products due to it producing veal. I prefer having juice or tea for hydration. )
Total: 1
[y/n] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it ( I have a purple one, that I rarely wear at cons, and it's not too comfortable. But eh.)
[] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it ( Do own it, don't really use it. I don't like having people yank my neck due to low bloodpressure already messing with me :/ )
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit ( Can't afford a suit atm, not a too big fan of loose ears/paws/tails. )
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park ( I just like walking overall C: I'm used to a lot of hiking, which is why friends tend to not keep up with me sometimes at 'leisurely walks' )
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want ( I prefer girly noises. Or I'll just ...get it 8D )
Total: 1,5
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws" ( Sometimes, I suppose.)
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about ( Sometimes, I guess, and not consciously. Humans tend to do it too ~ it's why we humans tilt our head from side to side in thought. )
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk ( ....no. )
[] you really enjoy cuddling (I'm an awkward cuddler. I overheat quickly, and I prefer a bit of private space. Also, sleep-over people, don't try to cuddle me when I'm trying to sleep. I kicked my sister in my sleep once - TOO WARM BLEH. )
[y/n] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up ( Stretching, yes. Whimpering, no! Grumbling for coffee, more like. )
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (I'm a kindasorta art-student/artist, so yeah, the 'lazy dog/cat' syndrome is something I know very well. )
Total: 3,5
[x] you have your favourite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep ( Sofa, car, train, I can sleep pretty much everywhere. )
[] you meow or bark very often ( Nope. )
[] you hide when you get scared ( Mentally, perhaps, when it's about failure anxiety. Otherwise, no. Is the maker of this thing five years old? )
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house ( Again, nope! )
[] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand ( Only to put them outside. For stinging insects like bumblebees, honeybees and wasps, I either pop the window open and hope they leave on their own, or get a cup ~ I'm allergic to the stings. )
[] you tend to chew on stuff a lot ( Gross, no. )
[y/n] you like to do tricks to get a treat ( Does 'I'll draw for food/money' count? )
Total: 1,5
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it ( Only the old nametag I wore at the supermarket as an employee there. I don't think that counts. )
[] you refer to your self as an animal ( The Homo Sapiens IS divided into the Kingdom Animalia, I guess. Otherwise, no. )
[x] your username has something to do with animals ( 'Tani the Lynx'. Gosh, YOU THINK?! )
[] your e-mail has something to do with animals ( Nope, both business mail and private mail are just with my name/initials. )
[] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better ( I have a blood phobia. Doing that would either make me throw up, faint, or both. It's usually both. Also, humans tend to get nauseous from ingesting blood anyway - I sure did everytime I had a nosebleed as a child. )
[x] you look for edible stuff often ( I can get terribly peckish. But that's because I have a fast metabolism, and like nibbling on things as I work on artstuffs. )
Total: 2
[] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time ( I'd rather stare at this blank piece of paper to do some 'work', or actually go outside 8D )
[] you like to say hi to strangers ( I'm WAY too skittish for that. Unless I'm in my old birthtown, but that's more like a village thus it's less intimidating. )
[y/n] you like to be petted when you have done something good ( Pat on the back/shoulder/head is fine. )
[] people think you act like a pet ( I'm not that nice, secretly 8D )
[] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like ( Didn't we do this one already? Still no. )
[] you like to eat grass ( Lemongrass, maybe, but still not pure. )
[] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water ( That ....doesn't work... *gets a towel* )
Total: 0,5
Final total: 11
I think the creator of this meme seems to think being 'furry' means 'thinking you're an actual dog/cat/wolf/whatever'. Silly thing :3
Uh, I'll tag someone 8D
I tag these people. You decide wether yo uwant to do this silly thing or not.
Faukx
Faolan
Sublimate
Leeuw1981