My good 'ol pal,  FriskECoyote made the most EPIC background story & character description ever written.

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Despite his… unorthodox coloration, Boom is simply a hybrid of a dog (Golden Retriever) and a Black-Backed jackal; a ‘Dackal’, if you may. He gets his bounciness, eccentricity, friendliness and enthusiasm from the golden retriever in him, while the jackal half of him contributes to his sarcastic, mischievous and devious side.
-Actually, to imply that Boom was anything close to SIMPLE is a blatant lie.
His story began in the early 1800s, when the dread pirate Flannelbeard, a jackal infamous for raiding and sinking 15 ships with nothing but his trusty spoon, Spoonerwick, was lost at sea after a freak spooning accident.
It was 200 years in the future when his body was found, frozen and perfectly preserved within an iceberg, by a famous golden retriever explorer named Dorado Exuberius Flinterwocky McJabberjaw Bigwood XVIII (publicly known as ‘Gold the Explorer’, as ‘Dora the Explorer’ was already taken).
When Gold chipped off a bit of ice for his vodka, Flannelbeard exploded out of his icy prison with the help of Spoonerwick, and after a few minutes of struggling with the language barrier, the pirate engaged the explorer in a deadly game of tic-tac-toe.
So intense was their match that entire fields of science were devoted to studying how the world withstood the forces at play. Never had a game of tic-tac-toe been so impressive and beautifully horrific at the same time. The match was never finished, as one glance at Gold’s ancient god cards and millennium puzzle was enough for Flannelbeard to fall deeply in man-love with the Explorer’s rad duelling skills.
The sex that followed was ungodly and masculine. An atomic explosion of manliness marked the end of their love-making and acted as a beacon for the Plutonian Patrol ship Eurobolus-5, which had been making its bi-millennium round along the solar system when it witnessed the mind-blowing spectacle of passion, romance, and the violent rape of physics.
Yeegar Braxx, the commander of the Eurobolus-5, ordered his staff to abduct Gold and Flannelbeard with the homosexual abduction beam, teleporting the explorer and the pirate on board to be experimented on.
The Plutonians were easily slaughtered, much like a reverse version of the Alien movie, where it was Earthlings who stalked the aliens instead of vice versa.
Commander Braxx survived the ordeal by using his mutant Plutonian (he happened to be a mutant alien) physiology to instantly devour both Gold and Flannelbeard with the aid of his acidic psychic robot flaming tentacles, and all was well again.
-Until Commander Braxx got indigestion and promptly exploded, causing a chain reaction that lead to the ship’s reactor exploding before imploding so violently that it shone through time and space, appearing as a star over a manger in 1920, where a baby was not born, but conceived through egregious acts of incest and bestiality.
This baby was not Boom.
It was the furry Hitler.
But the exploding Eurobolus-5 above acted as a guide for three wise men, who never really reached the manger before they were killed by the powerful cosmic radiation emitted by the ruined Eorobolus-5 reactor, the very same radiation that killed every living thing on the planet.
-Until the year 1993, when leftover organic compounds inevitably fused together, nursed by cosmic radiation to form the first living creature in decades; a mutant alien pirate explorer Dackal; conqueror of the ruined earth.
The baby Dackal had the ability to teleport through space and time by exploding out of existence and imploding back into solid form somewhere else. He usually used it when he was too lazy to move, or when he was bored.
The Dackal was always bored.
There just wasn’t anything to do in a planet devoid of life, so mustering up as much energy as he could, he exploded with such a force that he simulated a second big bang, destroying the known universe.
-And reappeared in an alternate, less outrageous one where everyone was still alive. The child Dackal had used up all of his powers, but finally, he would no longer be bored.
The Dackal was raised by a clan of pimps, and because they only knew hooker names, they named him ‘Boom’, not because of his explosive entrance, but because of his impressive package.
Boom the Dackal was naturally dominant and rather assertive. He found it amusing when others attempt to assert their own dominance on him, but if they succeeded, he was a sweet and wonderful pup. Fail to dominate him, however and he’d show everyone who was REALLY in charge!
Unique markings and fur color aside, Boom possessed a long, powerful, prehensile tongue, quite similar to a tentacle. He’s very skilled in its use, and often uses it to stimulate those ‘hard to reach places’.