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today i feel like jesus
12 years ago
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when he wandered in the desert for 40 days, fasting and going utterly mad(what is it with the jews and the number 40? moses was in teh desert for 40 years, noah was on his ark for 40 days, wtf is that about?)
40 days
till my next adventure
until then, i, like jesus, am deprived of all things that comfort me. though ill bet jesus didnt itch like a motherfucker every day because he worked in a fiberglass factory.
i am slowly becoming the zen master
be afraid
40 days
till my next adventure
until then, i, like jesus, am deprived of all things that comfort me. though ill bet jesus didnt itch like a motherfucker every day because he worked in a fiberglass factory.
i am slowly becoming the zen master
be afraid
i can show you
the entirety of california is my home court
i know somebody in nearly every city all up and down the coast
multiple somebodies
you can never hide from me
early in the morning
i cover my entire body in vaseline and baby powder
this is not a joke
AND IT STILL DOES NOTHING
THE GOGGLES
THEY ARE NONEXISTANT
*arnold noises*